Football Cringe

[Loadsofchemistry]

A good player being referred to as a ‘baller’.

 

[perth_blue]

"Tekkers"

 

[sdk]

"If I were as crap as [insert PL player here] at my job I'd get sacked!" -- Someone who spends their workday posting on GOT.com

 

[Efcjake]

Any stats that go beyond shots on target in detail and the melts that treat them as gospel.

 

[4737carlin]

Liverpool fans singing F.... the Tories, embarrassing

 

[summerisle]

Managers referring to 22 year old players as young kids.

 

[bluelife]

All of this “match day 2”,”game week 3” American tripe commentators have been told to spout.

 

[zukai12_]

people who say "Limbs" when they mean celebration

Championship fans who seem to care more about "out singing" the other fans than winning

 

[Piijt]

XG
Why ?

 

[Connor]

People who go to non league football and think its boss and saying it was better than watching actual proper professional.

YES

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Ultras! Eff off with your contrived chants, matching outfits, stupid running down the steps when you score, nob ‘Ed with a loud haler and your facist connections.
It’s 2022

 

[IrishBlue2022]

The "We forgot that that you were here' and '' Your support is s.... ' chants being sung by grown men because singing loud is the true way to show your masculinity.

 

[Littlesue]

Kids holding "can I have your shirt" boards up

 

[Dancing Pat]

All of this “match day 2”,”game week 3” American tripe commentators have been told to spout.

This all day long, it’s utter crap!

 

[Loadsofchemistry]

People who tweet “ find me a better……than….I’ll wait”