Nail on the head there. I think almost all of us over 60's think the same way.I’ve been supporting Everton for over 60 years, through great times, good times, not so good times and dismal times but I’m now getting really disillusioned with football in general and with Everton in particular. Covid lockdown hasn’t helped and has probably just brought this disillusionment into focus. However, after yesterday’s abysmal performance I sat and thought about the main causes of my discontent and these include some major issues and minor irritations (not necessarily Everton based) but I’m sure everyone can add to this list (including me!).
* = or substitute any other expensive, overpaid, not very talented premier league player.
- Ridiculous transfer fees: you could build 5-6 primary schools for the cost of one iwobi* (£28M)
- Obscene levels of wages: You could employ 74 nurses for one Iwobi* annual salary (£2.6m)
- VAR: where do I start?
- Feigning injury: the obligatory scream of agony and the holding of the head, thigh, knee, shin, ankle after every hard (and not so hard) tackle. Mainly to disrupt the oppositions progress when you’ve just lost the ball!
- Throw-Ins: players from both sides holding up their arms and yelling ‘our ball’ every time there’s a throw-in, even when it’s clearly obvious who the ball last touched.
- Commentator’s terminology: ‘high press’ ‘low block’ ‘high line’ ‘tiki-taka’ ‘false number nine’ ‘box to box player’ ‘playing in the pocket’………..meaningless phrases that make me cringe every time I hear some half-wit commentator and his Stan Laurel side kick trying to appear ‘knowledgeable’.
Of course if we beat Man City next Saturday all will be forgiven until next time!
That "High press" nonsense was always called "attacking" back when footy was a proper game.