Football phrases you hate...

[Buckers]

Sean Dyche’s entire press conference.

 

[DualityNSNO]

"He doesn't play on the wing so it's okay if he's absolutely inept at crossing"

 

[jazzy]

"He doesn't play on the wing so it's okay if he's absolutely inept at crossing"

Must have missed that one. Was it Martin Tyler? lol

 

[PhilEFC]

‘Top Corner’. It’s he top corner

Or ‘Nuts’ when you are playing against bad wools.

 

[wandyr79]

Any position that is described as false.

If the player is a false 9 then tell us what bloody position they are playing in.

In fact, now I have written that, also midfield positions being described as numbers, not sure why but this irritates me.

 

[tonyhorne]

"Deserved" to win.

If that sort of discussion interest you then go watch ice skating. Otherwise just count goals ...

 

[Milk]

“And it’s LIVE”

especially if it’s our match and you just know that two hours of misery await

 

[jazzy]

“And it’s LIVE”

especially if it’s our match and you just know that two hours of misery await

Genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank you

 

[Shevin Keedy]

If it's up there I'll give you the money myself!

 

[Gwladysover]

That could have gone anywhere! It did.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Must have missed that one. Was it Martin Tyler? lol

@Raino85

 

[anton66]

It’s a 6 pointer.

 

[Tommy Chong]

'He's a Rolls-Royce of a player!'

What are they implying? Rolls-Royce's are big, slow cars that are too heavy... Makes no sense to me.

 

[DualityNSNO]

'He's a Rolls-Royce of a player!'

What are they implying? Rolls-Royce's are big, slow cars that are too heavy... Makes no sense to me.

They are very much not slow.

Probably the "expensive, luxury" part of them too though.

 

[Tommy Chong]

They are very much not slow.

Probably the "expensive, luxury" part of them too though.

I guess so... Still a very tittish way saying it though!