Football phrases you hate...

[Charles Hawtrey]

"the goalie made himself big"
making any statement with a question: "Can he get there -yes he can..."
"He is having a torrid time of it"
"takes one for the team"
"back when we were playing that wouldnt happen" (co-commentator)

 

[Moonlight dribbler]

I'll start you off....

He can do a job
I've seen it given
It's a free hit
He's an additional body.

Toxic
It's all about opinions

 

[Dancing Pat]

‘Trent’

 

[Tommy Chong]

'He’s got a cultured left foot.'

Does he spend the afternoon taking it to art galleries before going to watch the philharmonic orchestra?

Is it a proper wine connoisseur that can identify the year, ingredients and region just by dipping it's big toe in to it?

I mean, really....

 

[Alan Whittle]

Woy.

 

[blulouie]

Great touch for a big fella.

 

[cronullasharks]

'He’s got a cultured left foot.'

Does he spend the afternoon taking it to art galleries before going to watch the philharmonic orchestra?

Is it a proper wine connoisseur that can identify the year, ingredients and region just by dipping it's big toe in to it?

I mean, really....

@Bruce Wayne

 

[cronullasharks]

Bossing the midfield

 

[blue61]

'Hoddle to take it with his favourite right foot', like he had a bagful of right feet.

 

[Melchizedek]

Mosty related to transfers,
Weighing up a bid
Monitoring a player
Swoop
Gazump
Window slams shut

 

[Bruce Wayne]

@Bruce Wayne

My left foot's like a Chopin sonata.

 

[jazzy]

My left foot's like a Chopin sonata.

You sure that's not Chopin Sonata No2 mate ? Yeah you know the one , the Funeral March lol

 

[Bruce Wayne]

You sure that's not Chopin Sonata No2 mate ? Yeah you know the one , the Funeral March lol

That's my right.

 

[jazzy]

Mosty related to transfers,
Weighing up a bid
Monitoring a player
Swoop
Gazump
Window slams shut

Oh I hate the mulling and weighing up a bid too

 

[Cels]

I say we should popularise "he's a proper Vauxhall/Opel/Citroen of a player"

The "Scouse Skoda".