Football phrases you hate...

[DualityNSNO]

"He's not that kind of player"

Funny cuz it's always about someone like Casemiro or Pepe or something like that, who ALWAYS have a history of being exactly that kind of player lol

They said it about Suarez as well, it was only his 3rd career bite after all

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Recycle the ball....

 

[FrenchDarrenBent]

The final third.
Grabbing the game by the scruff of its neck.

 

[Rita_Poon]

"it was a phenomenal moment of intensity"

build my gallows high, then shoot me.

 

[Sticky Toffee Pudding]

Your cheque is in the post.

 

[SussexToffee1980]

Not sure if it counts, but that "Oooooeeeerrrrrr......wank-kar!" crowd chant when an opposition keeper is taking a run up to take a goal kick or free kick in his penalty area.

 

[Clarky cat]

“There was contact” . Yes, it’s a contact sport you weapons.
”He hit it too well”.. as the ball misses the target.
Paul Merson trying to remember his own name every Saturday and him saying “game over“ when it’s 2-0 and there’s still over 75 minutes still left to play.

 

[Rita_Poon]

"You've had good times"

 

[Rita_Poon]

"The money is ringfenced"

 

[Rita_Poon]

"Someone stuck a headlock on little miss perfect"

 

[witchdoc187]

He hit it too well.

 

[Sticky Toffee Pudding]

My wife doesn't understand me.

 

[Rita_Poon]

"They're chasing the game, they're throwing on Maupay"

Holy Smokes!

 

[good times bad times]

"He's starting on the bench."

No he isn't, because if he was starting he wouldn't be on the bench ffs.

 

[cronullasharks]

My left foot's like a Chopin sonata.

I would have said a Hyundai Sonata