davek
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El Conio.
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Footballing conspiracy theories
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El Conio.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Everton always had horrible physical teams under Moyes that played direct route one football yet also probably had the smallest slowest weakest side in the league that relied on the footballing talents of Baines Arteta Osman Pienaar Yakubu Hibbert Cahill and were once called the midget gems
BullensRoad
Player Valuation: £30m
Can't stand this guy. Could have just retweeted the original tweet or at least gave credit.
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
Who cares about all that girls stuff, mate. Look at big Dunc and Carlo, like a father and son.
Or had to shave that tache
Pittsburgh Footy
Player Valuation: £35m
Grant Wahl
JFC
JFC
Sergio Busquets has been in his thirties for his whole career.
Jurgen Klopp’s twin brother, Klip, is a successful DJ in Estonia.
magicjuan
Player Valuation: £60m
His cousin Esse is a french chef famous for thin sliced meats
During halftime of each match, Jurgen Klopp takes out his dentures and soaks them in room-temperature beef broth.
Hugo Lloris played the role of the Gendarmerie in an off broadway production of the bbc classic WW2 fly on the wall series 'Allo 'Allo.
Alan Whittle
Player Valuation: £60m
General Franco once had a trial at Plymouth Argyle. He was made to go in goal instead of his usual position on the right wing.
The antipode of PSG's training grounds is the Luhan Market. Think about it people. THINK ABOUT IT.
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