Footballing conspiracy theories

[verreauxi]

When you add up the number of right angles the lines make on a footie pitch it equals 28. Twenty-eight multiplied by 2 (PKs today) equals 56 years since England last won a world cup. 56 divided by 3 is 14, which is the number Ivan Perisic wears for Tottenham. Perisic was the one who told Kane to "aim high" on his second PK against Lloris as this is what he learned from Hugo when Ivan, Harry, and Hugo all attended Fierce Grace Bikram Yoga classes together in Primrose Hill.

This is solid info.

 

[degsy]

When you add up the number of right angles the lines make on a footie pitch it equals 28. Twenty-eight multiplied by 2 (PKs today) equals 56 years since England last won a world cup. 56 divided by 3 is 14, which is the number Ivan Perisic wears for Tottenham. Perisic was the one who told Kane to "aim high" on his second PK against Lloris as this is what he learned from Hugo when Ivan, Harry, and Hugo all attended Fierce Grace Bikram Yoga classes together in Primrose Hill.

This is solid info.

56 ÷ 3 is actually 18.666 recuring - this is even solider Info

 

[Nymzee]

 

[verreauxi]

He is 100% pure turd

 

[dublinbluenose]

Jordan Henderson has been giving all his wages for the last 3 seasons to help fund research into feline erectile dysfunction. His pet cat Persia has been unable to maintain an erection since reaching maturity.

He hopes there will be a breakthrough soon but accepts its a hard road ahead.