Footballing conspiracy theories

[MikeH72]

Roberto Firmino has never had a good game in his career, he’s also never scored or had an assist. He’s actually a multi billionaire tech entrepreneur who pays the media and Liverpool coaching staff to tell people how good he is at football.

 

[Duncan’s Pigeon Loft]

Benitez had the best interests of Everton Football Cloob at heart.

The manaha

 

[Connor]

Wolves and Southampton have never actually played each other.

Southampton only ever play Leicester, Arsenal and Man City too. No one else.

 

[Kurt.]

There are wind turbines hidden in the stand opposite the kop which they switch on at analfield if libpwl aren’t winning in the 87th minute

 

[kev]

During the 1960 FA Cup Final - Dave Whelans *injury was 'staged' just to give him something to 'not' talk about for the next 62 years.
*It was just a bruise ?

 

[GP_Monty]

Every week, Watford's XI will contain one player who didn't exist before the game and will cease to exist afterwards.

 

[GP_Monty]

Southampton only ever play Leicester, Arsenal and Man City too. No one else.

They definitely play Man City at least 6 times a season, beating them exactly twice.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Jurgen Klopp takes a fortnight holiday on the Greek island of Kalymnos every summer. The combination of polite young men, sunshine, Metaxa and his wandering hands means he has to sign a waiter every season to avoid lawsuits.

The fact these waiters turn out to be half decent at togger has been sheer luck on the toothy menace's part. I can supply names, if you're interested.

 

[MikeH72]

No one has ever been relegated from or promoted to the Scottish Premier League, it’s been made up of the same 12 teams since it’s inception.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

The combination of polite young men, sunshine, Metaxa and his wandering hands means he has to sign a waiter every season to avoid lawsuits.

What kind of cloob is this?? Asking for an unemployed waiter

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Southampton are actually Liverpool’s youth academy and Bournemouth are their boards money laundering operation, pumping money back into them by signing dross when needed.

 

[Alan Whittle]

The original Trojan Horse was made from Jack Wilshire’s discarded splints.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Nobody has ever actually seen Karim Benzema have a good game or score a goal

 

[Nymzee]

 

[LostLegend]

Lionel Messi isn’t a real person. He only exists in YouTube goal compilation videos.