Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[Yarrgh]

I heard he keistered his mobile in via a pasty, that‘s how he still keeps up with results, posts on here and pimps out his ma.

UTFPasty.

Is there anything that lad can't do with a pasty? Magic hands with the baked goods.

 

[Yarrgh]

I've been making them for all the screws in here mate, don't think I can cope any more once I'm out.

You say that now but once you get your hands on some quality ingredients on the outside you'll change your mind.

Pies and pasties are in your blood.

Besides since you've gone, the puffin population has exploded. It's your civic duty to bring the numbers down before they start attacking the schools again.

 

[Jimishorts]

Pies and pasties are in your blood.

and his arteries.

 

[maccavennie]

and his arteries.

I've had to stash few in other places whilst I've been in here as well Jimi

Don't get no TV or Internet in here, haven't been able to keep up with anything. Don't even know what day it is.

Is it still 1985 and please tell me Miami Vice has been given another series!

 

[Yarrgh]

I've had to stash few in other places whilst I've been in here as well Jimi

Don't get no TV or Internet in here, haven't been able to keep up with anything. Don't even know what day it is.

Is it still 1985 and please tell me Miami Vice has been given another series!

Going strong. We're in a golden age of tv with Knightrider, Airwolf, the A-Team and the Fall Guy. Did you catch the new show with Edward Woodward, the Equalizer?

It's a TV paradise.






(Cries and whispers, can't break it to him, that poor gentle spirit trapped in a cage for a crime that hurt no one. )

 

[maccavennie]

Going strong. We're in a golden age of tv with Knightrider, Airwolf, the A-Team and the Fall Guy. Did you catch the new show with Edward Woodward, the Equalizer?

It's a TV paradise.






(Cries and whispers, can't break it to him, that poor gentle spirit trapped in a cage for a crime that hurt no one. )

I actually robbed my mums wig to look like the fella out of the fall guy. Everyone said I looked like that other geezer out of Elf the cheeky gits.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I actually robbed my mums wig to look like the fella out of the fall guy. Everyone said I looked like that other geezer out of Elf the cheeky gits.

You looked great mate

 

[maccavennie]

You looked great mate

Image of Billy Brenda in Cell Block C mate. I see him every morning asking anyone within earshot does anyone wanna taste his whipped cream.

Top man!

 

[Jimishorts]

I actually robbed my mums wig to look like the fella out of the fall guy

We’ll have a whip round at the farm, see if we can get you a Heather Locklear outfit.



You’ll be the talk of the block.

 

[Yarrgh]

Just watching march of the day and some team in black and burnt Amber beat Brighton. But they did a lovely shot if a sea gull.

Got an urge for a traditional Spanish style sea gull pasty even though they really fatten you up according to the waiter at Fylde Tapas Wine Bar.

 

[maccavennie]

We’ll have a whip round at the farm, see if we can get you a Heather Locklear outfit.

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You’ll be the talk of the block.

Yum yum

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Just watching march of the day

Some absolute classics on there today. The orange march vs the North Korean goosestep being a particular highlight. Total chaos lol

 

[Jimishorts]

Welcome to our newest supporter @corney .

Remember the coasters are all about harpoons and pasties not ice cream and cider.

corney coaster, one of our own, post loads.

UTFC

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Welcome to our newest supporter @corney .

Remember the coasters are all about harpoons and pasties not ice cream and cider.

corney coaster, one of our own, post loads.

UTFC

Uh oh. Is he the guy who wears the full Viking outfit to every home and away game? Saw him sever a ball boys hand at Sutton once.

 

[Jimishorts]

Uh oh. Is he the guy who wears the full Viking outfit to every home and away game? Saw him sever a ball boys hand at Sutton once.

Not sure JJ, once saw that viking feller giving it loads to a bloke who looked like one of the Marx brothers, a few of the lads tried to get him to stop but he ended up getting sparked out and spending the evening in Mansfield A&E.