Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[cronullasharks]

You met Danny Rowe?

If you've ever bought drugs in a seedy laneway you've met Danny Rowe.

UTFC

 

[cronullasharks]

Is @maccavennie too good for us these days? Don't see him round these parts anymore.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

If you've ever bought drugs in a seedy laneway you've met Danny Rowe.

UTFC

Think a lot of us have met Danny Rowe without realising, through the glory hole at the public toilets in Lytham.
Fylde. Bringing players and supporters together.

 

[Yarrgh]

Gtff. I’m a member there. Truly. My son’s Father in law & his brothers played for Kirkham & Wesham, Fylde’s predecessors.

An aristocrat hey?

Are you one of the Kirkham or Wesham Whittles?

 

[Yarrgh]

Is @maccavennie too good for us these days? Don't see him round these parts anymore.

HMP Kirkham for handling counterfeit seafood from Fylde Dolphinarium. Be out soon - no one can keep him caged.

 

[maccavennie]

Is @maccavennie too good for us these days? Don't see him round these parts anymore.

As @Yarrgh said, I'm in the slammer C.

Luckily I've set one of the guards up with me mum so I'll be out soon.

Gotta go, shower time and obviously me being a sex magnet for all the lasses, it seems there's a few men in here looking to make a move on ol' macca.

 

[cronullasharks]

HMP Kirkham for handling counterfeit seafood from Fylde Dolphinarium. Be out soon - no one can keep him caged.

I hate those dolphins, let's break him out.

 

[cronullasharks]

As @Yarrgh said, I'm in the slammer C.

Luckily I've set one of the guards up with me mum so I'll be out soon.

Gotta go, shower time and obviously me being a sex magnet for all the lasses, it seems there's a few men in here looking to make a move on ol' macca.

Good to hear you're getting looked after in there

 

[JimmyJeffers]

As @Yarrgh said, I'm in the slammer C.

Luckily I've set one of the guards up with me mum so I'll be out soon.

Gotta go, shower time and obviously me being a sex magnet for all the lasses, it seems there's a few men in here looking to make a move on ol' macca.

I did a bit time in there. Used to dip my hands in butter before carrying 10 bars of soap into the shower.

 

[maccavennie]

Good to hear you're getting looked after in there

Like a King if I want to be (that's what Tommy aka Tori said to me)

 

[Alan Whittle]

An aristocrat hey?

Are you one of the Kirkham or Wesham Whittles?

Kirkham boys,
Kirkham boys,
Lace up boots & corduroys!

 

[Jimishorts]

I hate those dolphins

Unless wrapped in delicious flakey pastry, of course.

 

[Yarrgh]

Unless wrapped in delicious flakey pastry, of course.

I'm drooling here. Can't wait for our pasties once @maccavennie gets out.

 

[Jimishorts]

I'm drooling here. Can't wait for our pasties once @maccavennie gets out.

I heard he keistered his mobile in via a pasty, that‘s how he still keeps up with results, posts on here and pimps out his ma.

UTFPasty.

 

[maccavennie]

I'm drooling here. Can't wait for our pasties once @maccavennie gets out.

I've been making them for all the screws in here mate, don't think I can cope any more once I'm out.