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Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....




With alternative lyrics.

Blue-jean baby. Jimmy baby

L.A. lady. Fylde ladies

Seamstress for the band. Harpoons in the hand

Pretty-eyed. Wards on board

Pirate smile. He’s a fraud

You'll marry a music man. You married a football man

Ballerina. Forest green

You must've seen her. You must of seen ‘em

Dancing in the sand. Eating vegan food

And now she's in me. Now it’s Fylde

Always with me. It’s always wild

Tiny dancer in my hand. Jimmy Jeffers in my hand



Jesus freaks. Fylde freaks

Out in the street. Out in the streets

Handing tickets out for God Handing tickets out from Dunc

Turning back. Looking back

She just laughs. He just laughed

The boulevard is not that bad I shouldn’t have burglarized his gaff

Piano man. He’s the man

He makes his stand. Should have a stand

In the auditorium. In the ground that is Mill Farm

Looking on. We belong

She sings the songs. And sing the song

The words she knows. The tunes we know.

The tune she hums. We like to bum um um um



But oh, how it feels so real. But now it’s turn so grim

Lying here, with no one near. Now that ward is in

Only you and you can hear me. If only he would leave

When I say softly, slowly. Now we say f’off wardy

Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Hold me closer Jimmy jeffers

Count the headlights on the highway. Count the skid marks on the Chimney

Lay me down in sheets of linen. Lay me down on packs of frazzles

You had a busy day today. I had a swan pasty today

Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Hold me closer, Jimmy Jeffers

Count the headlights on the highway Count the vanarama trophies

Lay me down in sheets of linen. Lay me down on maccas ma

You had a busy day today. I’ve had a busy day today



Blue-jean baby. Jimmy Baby

L.A. Lady. Fylde ladies

Seamstress for the band. Harpoons in the hand

Pretty-eyed. Wards on board

Pirate smile. He’s a fraud

You'll marry a music man. You married a football man

Ballerina. Forest Green

You must have seen her. You must of seen ‘em

Dancing in the sand. Eating vegan food

Now she's in me. Now it’s Fylde

Always with me. We’re just wild

Tiny dancer in my hand. Jimmy Jeffers in my hand



Oh, oh, how it feels so real. Oh, oh, how it feels so real

Lying here, with no one near. Lying here here with maccas ma

Only you, and you can hear me. And then, and she just grunts

When I say softly, slowly. And I say softly, slowly

Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Hold me closer Jimmy Jeffers

Count the headlights on the highway. Count the skid marks on the chimney

Lay me down in sheets of linen. Lay me down on packs of frazzles

You had a busy day today. I had a sawn pasty today

Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Hold me closer Jimmy Jeffers

Count the headlights on the highway. Count the skid marks on the chimney

Lay me down in sheets of linen. Lay me down on packs of frazzles

You had a busy day today. I had a swan pasty today
 



With alternative lyrics.

Blue-jean baby. Jimmy baby

L.A. lady. Fylde ladies

Seamstress for the band. Harpoons in the hand

Pretty-eyed. Wards on board

Pirate smile. He’s a fraud

You'll marry a music man. You married a football man

Ballerina. Forest green

You must've seen her. You must of seen ‘em

Dancing in the sand. Eating vegan food

And now she's in me. Now it’s Fylde

Always with me. It’s always wild

Tiny dancer in my hand. Jimmy Jeffers in my hand



Jesus freaks. Fylde freaks

Out in the street. Out in the streets

Handing tickets out for God Handing tickets out from Dunc

Turning back. Looking back

She just laughs. He just laughed

The boulevard is not that bad I shouldn’t have burglarized his gaff

Piano man. He’s the man

He makes his stand. Should have a stand

In the auditorium. In the ground that is Mill Farm

Looking on. We belong

She sings the songs. And sing the song

The words she knows. The tunes we know.

The tune she hums. We like to bum um um um



But oh, how it feels so real. But now it’s turn so grim

Lying here, with no one near. Now that ward is in

Only you and you can hear me. If only he would leave

When I say softly, slowly. Now we say f’off wardy

Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Hold me closer Jimmy jeffers

Count the headlights on the highway. Count the skid marks on the Chimney

Lay me down in sheets of linen. Lay me down on packs of frazzles

You had a busy day today. I had a swan pasty today

Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Hold me closer, Jimmy Jeffers

Count the headlights on the highway Count the vanarama trophies

Lay me down in sheets of linen. Lay me down on maccas ma

You had a busy day today. I’ve had a busy day today



Blue-jean baby. Jimmy Baby

L.A. Lady. Fylde ladies

Seamstress for the band. Harpoons in the hand

Pretty-eyed. Wards on board

Pirate smile. He’s a fraud

You'll marry a music man. You married a football man

Ballerina. Forest Green

You must have seen her. You must of seen ‘em

Dancing in the sand. Eating vegan food

Now she's in me. Now it’s Fylde

Always with me. We’re just wild

Tiny dancer in my hand. Jimmy Jeffers in my hand



Oh, oh, how it feels so real. Oh, oh, how it feels so real

Lying here, with no one near. Lying here here with maccas ma

Only you, and you can hear me. And then, and she just grunts

When I say softly, slowly. And I say softly, slowly

Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Hold me closer Jimmy Jeffers

Count the headlights on the highway. Count the skid marks on the chimney

Lay me down in sheets of linen. Lay me down on packs of frazzles

You had a busy day today. I had a sawn pasty today

Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Hold me closer Jimmy Jeffers

Count the headlights on the highway. Count the skid marks on the chimney

Lay me down in sheets of linen. Lay me down on packs of frazzles

You had a busy day today. I had a swan pasty today

Not gonna lie got emotional reading that
 
My heads nearly fell off with confusion. It says in the match report we drew with Pamplona but in the spoiler it says we got beat 2-1 (3-2 on agg)

Is there are of me in a parallel universe watching 2 different games?

Am I Marty McFly?

Is my caravan some form of Delorean?

Macca, that's my fault. I uploaded the incorrect file.

Athletico Pamplona result.webp

Should now tie in with the report.
 

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