Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Maybe that's why they're calling him Dunc Quixote?Strong rumours that El Dunc has bought himself a dingy and is paddling down the motorway away from all this crap.
My Capri has been clamped so I cant get down the Z6 Motorway so I'm just waiting on Alfonso the local Baker whose wife I'm rattling vigorously to get his bread van and give me a lift.
I'll see if I can catch up with Dunc, sounds like he's finally cracked under the pressure or maybe just a bit of sunstroke