McGurgan from Lurgan the lurking macguffin with a gherkin?
drinking bourbon, wearing a turban.
McGurgan from Lurgan the lurking macguffin with a gherkin?
The fox in the box who has 2 massive coxdrinking bourbon, wearing a turban.
Was ace to shut those pork chop Mayola Park sweat hounds up. Worth it
lol lol lol
The card would have stunk of failure if he'd handled it the filthy little smack rat.It’s our year for the cup JJ.
You’re just bitter cause he didn’t send you a birthday card.
UTFDB’s
Either that or cry.lol lol
It's like we're a sick joke. Henderson needs to pull his socks up pronto.NIFI: How do you feel your first season in management is going? It's been a steep learning curve for you.
EH: It could be better
lol lol lol
He would have sold his socks for smack the filthy junkie. Amazed he still has a job after he was caught raiding the petty cash jar.It's like we're a sick joke. Henderson needs to pull his socks up pronto.
Yes yes YESDollingstown vs Portadown
Northern Irish Mid Ulster Cup Quarter Final
23rd January 2038
It was down to the last eight in the cup and Dollingstown were looking to end a 20 year trophy drought when they last won the Northern Irish Mid Ulster Immediate A Trophy. Martin O'Shea and Simon Young both got starts in this one with Sheridan and Boyd up top. The rain was beating down at Planters Park and just after the first minute Tony Marshall crossed from the corner to find Aaron Black with the header to put Portadown in front. Dollingstown kept hold of the ball with Delaney and McGurgan working well together in the middle, McGurgan went close when he tried a lobbing shot that hit the post and seemed to have surprised everybody. Dollingstown had a chance from the free-kick on 36 minutes. Young crossed it into the box and Boyd knocked it down for Delaney but it into orbit. The balls out wide were working and Young took it from Porter, he crossed into the box and Sean Sheridan pulled the trigger to level! It has been much better from Dollingstown since going a goal down. McKenna passed to McGurgan and he played it centrally to Delaney who struck from outside the box and made it 2-1! But the assistant referee was flagging for something! It turned out Sean Sheridan was blocking the goalkeepers line of sight so the goal has been chalked off! It was all Dollingstown and Young took the corner, it came to Mulholland who blasted towards goal and Irwin tipped it over from close range. David Kee replaced Johnny McGurgan with 30 minutes to go. Marshall sent the ball forward for McKinney and Mulholland done well to force him wide, he got the shot away and Whelan palmed it but Black was first to it and made it 2-1. Boyd made way for Kemp with 20 minutes to go. Henderson pushed his players up the pitch, a good ball into the box from McKenna found O'Shea but his shot was pushed wide by Irwin. It's not to be for Dollingstown and their Mid Ulster Cup dream ends here. Portadown have made it into the final four.
EH: We done everything right but just conceded soft goals. The build up play and the way he moved the ball forward was how we worked on it but we just could not finish when we needed to. Irwin was great for them in goal and he got them through this tie.
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DOLLINGSTOWN PULL OFF SMYTH COUP!
A signing like this is one for all Dollybirds to get excited about! 16 year old Attacking Midfielder Tommy Smyth has signed a 2 year deal with Dollingstown for £6k from Coagh United in the Bluefin Sport Premier Intermediate League. The midfielder has four goals and three assists to his name in his breakout season after tearing it up for Coagh United as a youth player from the age of 11. Smyth featured at u20's level from a 14 year old and made his senior debut at 16 this season. He has already played for Northern Ireland U19's and is being monitored by Northern Ireland Coach Callum Camps. Smyth will excite the Dollingstown supporters with his tricks and skills and he possesses a strong physique for such a young age. He is definitely a player to keep an eye on.
EH: His name kept coming to me, "have you seen this kid at Coagh, he's levels above anyone else in the league". We went to take a look and he scored that day, for someone so young he is very intelligent and knows when to make the right pass or take the shot. Duncan said to me that we must take him on before someone else does. There was talk of clubs over in England keen on him too. I think Brentford in The Championship had scouts over to watch him. I'm delighted he's decided to come here to continue his development and a player like this will lift the rest of the squad.
TOMMY SMYTH
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Glenavon vs Dollingstown
30th January 2038
The news many fans were waiting for and new signing Tommy Smyth was named as a substitute for the trip to Glenavon. Kurtis Kane was back from a one game ban and played in midfield with Johnny McGurgan. Morgan and Quinn came back in and 16 year old Luke Kemp played behind Sean Sheridan in attack. Three minutes on the clock and Nicky Quinn fancied his chances from the free-kick, he got it over the wall and the keeper tried to push it out but the ball flew past him to make it 1-0 to Dollingstown! One of Dollingstown weaknesses was defending set-pieces and Glenavon exploited that, O'Hara crossed in the free-kick and Johnny Corry rose above the defence to head into the corner on 18 minutes. O'Hara was allowed to cross into the box again from the left and Corry was too much for McKenna at the far post and he slotted again on 33 minutes. Sean Sheridan took the ball down and turned past his marker, the space opened up for him with defenders backing off, he played in Morgan to his left and he passed to McGurgan on the edge of the box, McGurgan passed it over to Nicky Quinn who tucked it away for his second! 2-2! Mulholland gets in to clear the danger, Sheridan flicked it on and Kemp was away through the middle, he passed right to Quinn and he struck the bar! Dollingstown played out from the back and almost got caught, McKenna booted it long and it allowed Sheridan to get in behind, he beared down on goal and put it past the keeper to make it 3-2! His 15th goal of the season! Dollingstown took the lead just before half-time. Sean McAuley passed forward to Michael Doran on 57 minutes, Quinn's tackle was evaded and he came forward to get the shot off from 25 yards and beat Whelan who could have done better to make it 3-3. The time had come with just under 30 minutes to go, the emergence of new signing Tommy Smyth! He came on for Luke Kemp. David Kee was also on for Kurtis Kane. Brett King picked up an injury and Glenavon had to see the game out with ten men due to using all three subs. David Kee took hold of the ball in stoppage time and played it wide to Quinn, he came forward with it, crossed low for Morgan and he beat the keeper at his near post to make it 4-3! Surely that is the winner? That's it! What a result for Dollingstown!
Henderson is delighted! Three points above Harland and Wolff Welders!
EH: That was sensational! Nicky Quinn was integral to that result but I was concerned about how we were defending. What a way to win in the last few minutes! It's not often we record big away wins like this, it means so much to everyone!
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Banbridge Town vs Dollingstown
Irish Cup Sixth Round
6th February 2038
The biggest news this week was the unprofessionalism of Striker Glenn Hughes who took to social media to complain of his lack of playing time and questioned the credentials of Euan Henderson. Shortly after, the news broke via the club that Hughes' contract had been terminated with immediate effect. It portrays the message that Henderson and Ferguson will not tolerate this kind of attitude and only want a squad willing to pull in the same direction. After defeat in the Mid Ulster Cup, there was still the prospect of the Irish Cup and an advantage tie against Intermediate side Banbridge Town from County Down. The 1500 capacity at Crystal Park saw a handful of Dollingstown supporters make the trip. Last week's star of the show Nicky Quinn was cup tied along with the other January signings so Mackle was named in goal with Luke Walker at left back. David Kee and Thomas Delaney started in midfield with O'Shea and Young on the wings. Luke Kemp was in behind Jimmy Boyd. Kyle McNally was serving a game suspension so 16 year old Barry Ewart was given his chance. Luke Walker passed the ball to O'Shea on 12 minutes and he found Kemp on the left wing, he played the ball into the box and Young volleyed over his head and into the net to beat the keeper! 1-0! A great finish from Young for his 8th of the season! David Kee played a good ball forward for Young who kept it in and crossed into the box, O'Shea came charging in with the header and it was just over. David Kee was in full control of the midfield, he won the ball back on 68 minutes and played Boyd in, one on one with the keeper and he put it over the bar, Henderson is unhappy with his finish. He should have placed it. Michael Coyle replaced Boyd with just over ten minutes to go. It didn't take long to see his impact when Walker played a great ball down the left into the box and Coyle tucked it away with a left footed strike to make it 2-0! Barry Ewart put in an important block on 90 minutes to stop Banbridge getting a goal back. Dollingstown record a comfortable victory in the cup and progress into the Quarter Finals!
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Portadown vs Dollingstown
13th Februaary 2038
There are three games left before the table splits into two and each team plays each other once to determine the final table. Harland and Wolff Welders sacked Tom Warwick this week in the hope that there is an uptick in form going into the end of the season. Tommy Smyth turned 17 this week and got his first start for Dollingstown behind Striker Sean Sheridan. It was a quiet first half from Shamrock Park with both teams going in at half-time at 0-0. Phil McKinney came closest on 60 minutes when his glancing header had Whelan beat and it just snipped the outside of the post. Porter took the throw from the right for Dollingstown and Quinn took it down inside the area but Metcalfe came from behind and used his body to bring him down, the referee gave the penalty! With David Kee replaced by McGurgan, it was Nicky Quinn to take the kick. Quinn goes to the right and sends the keeper the wrong way! Dollingstown take the lead with 20 minutes to go! Dollingstown grew in confidence, McGurgan played it wide to Morgan who cut it inside to Smyth, he took a touch outside the box then hit a low shot that found the corner! His first goal for Dollingstown! It's 2-0! Portadown were threatening down the left but the aerial balls were dealt with, the Dollingstown defence put in a good performance and have duly deserved the victory! They move six points clear off the bottom of the table!
EH: First half we were a bit out of sorts but getting that first goal we came forward more and got the second to give us that relief. It was an all round good day and I'm pleased with how we played.
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Dollingstown managed to put three wins together and it looks like the January transfer window has been a productive one. Henderson's task is to try to keep Dollingstown in the Premier Division this season and it now looks like results are coming together for the 37 year old. Coleraine and Ballymena United are the next opponents for Dollingstown and results could take them out of the bottom two and put them on the path to safety.