Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[maccavennie]

If only that little caravan of yours had eyes Macca! And it sort of does with the hidden camera I rigged up in one of the holes in your roof, I can confirm Mrs McGurgan does indeed put on quite the show!!

She sure does love my Rodeo game that Mrs McGurgan. I had to obviously box off McGurgy as well so got me mum a little dinghy so she could sail over and keep him entertained for the weekend.

I think he appreciated that as she sat through his VHS recording of Gone with the Wind with him.

 

[maccavennie]

Why don't just watch through the windows with the rest of us?

I tried to fit some Escort XR3i blacked out windows mate but my caravan ended up looking like a giant pair of sunglasses, the council got involved saying it was an eyesore blah blah blah cheeky bloody meffs. The kip of our pitch, now that's an eyesore! (Though I'll need to take partial responsibility for that as I was having a Le Man's 24 hour lawnmower race a couple of nights ago on it after having one too many white lightening ciders.

 

[wainy]

Not visited this thread in a while. Big Dunc must have lost the plot to end up managing a Sunday League team.

 

[cronullasharks]

Why don't just watch through the windows with the rest of us?

Well, you remember what happened last time you and I watched through that window

 

[Yarrgh]

I tried to fit some Escort XR3i blacked out windows mate but my caravan ended up looking like a giant pair of sunglasses, the council got involved saying it was an eyesore blah blah blah cheeky bloody meffs. The kip of our pitch, now that's an eyesore! (Though I'll need to take partial responsibility for that as I was having a Le Man's 24 hour lawnmower race a couple of nights ago on it after having one too many white lightening ciders.

Don't knock it, biggest DB away day since we tonked the Welders.

Just a shame that Bill the backdoor bookie Kenwright took all our lawnmower money when the police came. Mind you they stopped off for the impromptu show with Mrs M.

A wild time had by all! If that's what 2 wins in a row gets us, let's get another couple on the roll and see if our resident Caligulas get involved.

 

[Yarrgh]

Well, you remember what happened last time you and I watched through that window

That's why I wear a wipe proof map and goggles lad!

 

[cronullasharks]

Not visited this thread in a while. Big Dunc must have lost the plot to end up managing a Sunday League team.

Honestly, i don't even know what team we follow or who the manager is anymore. Kind of tried to forget the last few years after @Yarrgh and I jacked each other off next to maccas van to the sound of Mrs McGurgan pegging macca

 

[wainy]

Honestly, i don't even know what team we follow or who the manager is anymore. Kind of tried to forget the last few years after @Yarrgh and I jacked each other off next to maccas van to the sound of Mrs McGurgan pegging macca

Oh wow, that must have been intense for both of you. Duncan who?!

 

[cronullasharks]

Oh wow, that must have been intense for both of you. Duncan who?!

I think Danny Rowe is the manager now tbh

 

[Yarrgh]

Oh wow, that must have been intense for both of you. Duncan who?!

It was dark. To be honest you could only guess who was who by where they exited the bushes.

 

[wainy]

It was dark. To be honest you could only guess who was who by where they exited the bushes.

The sound of the great Macca being pegged would have had my vein absolutely bulging.

 

[Yarrgh]

The sound of the great Macca being pegged would have had my vein absolutely bulging.

That's why they call him Prince William and not Prince Albert now.

 

[maccavennie]

That's why they call him Prince William and not Prince Albert now.

Speaking of the Prince and Royal family stuff.

I think it's only right that Jason Donovans "too many broken hearts" should be our new national anthem and I believe it would be what the Queen (may she rest in peace and probably our most famous Dollybird fan) would have wanted.

I've written a letter to King Charles and got my mum to paddle back over to deliver it to him personally.

 

[Yarrgh]

Speaking of the Prince and Royal family stuff.

I think it's only right that Jason Donovans "too many broken hearts" should be our new national anthem and I believe it would be what the Queen (may she rest in peace and probably our most famous Dollybird fan) would have wanted.

I've written a letter to King Charles and got my mum to paddle back over to deliver it to him personally.

He'll probably agree. After all he chose Candle in the Wind for Princess Di's funeral and Lionel Ritchie's Three Times a Lady for his mammie's funeral so we know he loves powerful and emotional songs.

 

[cronullasharks]

He'll probably agree. After all he chose Candle in the Wind for Princess Di's funeral and Lionel Ritchie's Three Times a Lady for his mammie's funeral so we know he loves powerful and emotional songs.

He's just a real man of the people is our King, got to know him quite well actually when he worked as a bricklayer on a few of the building sites i was working at. Quite handy with his fists too if anyone pissed him off.