The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
can't believe how poor our manager search has become if a random Portuguese manager and this clueless tory are our only two options. Still holding out hope Rudi Garcia or Ernesto Valverde fancy it.
There is roughly the same pool of managers that have been in the frame for the Everton job for the last 4/5 appointments, of course it's going to be a case of diminishing returns as that's at least 4 your ruling out. That's before we even get to our cluster... of a club getting worse each time.
Just wait until we get to May's candidates, I suppose might have a new entry in Boris but it will be only him and Shep from Blue Peter.