2021/22 Frank Lampard

[PhilM]

There's a clear metric to determine a superfan during this season how many times have you pissed your pants when we lost fearing that indicated inevitable relegation? if it's less then ten times sorry you're not true fan material. Bonus points for hostile meandering tirades against managers and other fans

Wrong criteria for this one sorry. The metrics for him are:

• the number of half and half scarves he's bought,
• the number of accidents that were in no way related to the RS where he's posted YNWA on Twitter,
• the amount of days spent mingling pre-match around Analfield, without a ticket, before going to the pub,
• the number of RS games he's been to - and by that I meant went the pub or sat in his crusty undercrackers
• the number of times last night his elderly mouther shouted up the stairs, "Your Thomas The Tank spaghetti hoops are ready!"

 

[Marius57]

Come on post your match ticket stubs, pal. I can prove far and away that i've don't more supporting than you have. Cognate Mar[kedly stupid]ius57

Have you got any rare shinies? What's your rarest one, maybe do some swaps.

 

[Blackwell Livermore]

I've gone bankrupt buying cars on Cazoo lad, even though I can't drive lar.
All just to help the mighty bloos.
Proper boss bloo me lid.

God bless.

Spent me life savings on Danka stock and I don't even know what they do.

 

[Lobster Johnson]

Spent me life savings on Danka stock and I don't even know what they do.

I've almost finished all my Hafnia spam.

 

[MikeH72]

I guarantee you that if he was stupid enough to think (and say) that he didn't get a result because of a referee not awarding an advantage for something that was fairly dubious at best he would definitely be charged. It is ludicrous to suggest the game is bent. That doesn't mean things like VAR couldn't be made more transparent, but Super Frankie didn't ask for that - he said it was biased in favour of another team. His evidence .... er tin foil hat time. The man's an idiot. He's passing the buck for setting us up to surrender the game and condemned us to no threat when he moved Gordon from the left wing where he was actually very effective. He did the same at Burnley.

You’re not very good at this at all mate.

 

[d34noj]

Hi mate,

Post yours because I’ve heard through the grape vine that nobody believes you. In fact, one poster has dm’d me and called you a lying toad

I didn't say toad. I said ?

 

[Marius57]

You’re not very good at this at all mate.

But he has done more supporting than the rest of us. He has ticket stubs to prove it.....

 

[nsno-chris]

@Toffee_Loaf has just dm’d proof of his ticket collection

Make of this what you will

 

[Death]

I guarantee you that if he was stupid enough to think (and say) that he didn't get a result because of a referee not awarding an advantage for something that was fairly dubious at best he would definitely be charged. It is ludicrous to suggest the game is bent. That doesn't mean things like VAR couldn't be made more transparent, but Super Frankie didn't ask for that - he said it was biased in favour of another team. His evidence .... er tin foil hat time. The man's an idiot. He's passing the buck for setting us up to surrender the game and condemned us to no threat when he moved Gordon from the left wing where he was actually very effective. He did the same at Burnley.

Aaruuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Death]

Get yer Alan stubbs outz

 

[Marius57]

Get yer Alan stubbs outz

I've got more Stubbs than you mate

 

[MrGrumpy]

Wrong criteria for this one sorry. The metrics for him are:

• the number of half and half scarves he's bought,
• the number of accidents that were in no way related to the RS where he's posted YNWA on Twitter,
• the amount of days spent mingling pre-match around Analfield, without a ticket, before going to the pub,
• the number of RS games he's been to - and by that I meant went the pub or sat in his crusty undercrackers
• the number of times last night his elderly mouther shouted up the stairs, "Your Thomas The Tank spaghetti hoops are ready!"

You missed
Amount of time spent on the sofa
And
How long he had a sky subscription

 

[Marius57]

You missed
Amount of time spent on the sofa
And
How long he had a sky subscription

How many flights into John Lennon Airport should be another.

 

[Lobster Johnson]

How many flights into John Lennon Airport should be another.

How much he's spent in the city centre club shop.
Number of jarg chants he's written and filmed himself doing.
How many times he puts YNWA on social media.

 

[Dixieslaces]

Wrong criteria for this one sorry. The metrics for him are:

• the number of half and half scarves he's bought,
• the number of accidents that were in no way related to the RS where he's posted YNWA on Twitter,
• the amount of days spent mingling pre-match around Analfield, without a ticket, before going to the pub,
• the number of RS games he's been to - and by that I meant went the pub or sat in his crusty undercrackers
• the number of times last night his elderly mouther shouted up the stairs, "Your Thomas The Tank spaghetti hoops are ready!"

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