2022/23 Frank Lampard

[Mathieubleucoyb]

Oh please do, we need a good laugh

You must be slow. Someone already proved lampard is right below Benitez in terms of stats.
You must be smoking that good stuff mate

 

[GrandOldTeam]

If they made a change it would be Martinez they went for.

He was their first choice last time/approached Belgian FA for a job share.

Be careful what you wish for...

 

[nsno-chris]

You must be slow. Someone already proved lampard is right below Benitez in terms of stats.
You must be smoking that good stuff mate

You said you’d show us ye spreadsheet, so crack on

 

[GrandOldSte117]

Who's next then lads? Go on then. Enlighten me. Who do you reckon will get this team playing better and how long do you want to give them before they become the problem that needs removing?

I wanted us to act quickly at end of last season and get Emery. Gone to Villa now. Would take Thomas Frank

 

[Parker]

Why is it that every time Dom has come off we've started whipping crosses in?

I'm gonna put it down to our wide men having the same collective IQ as your average pigeon.

 

[GrandOldSte117]

Yeah but its funny how its only ever all these supposedly substandard managers that keep falling on the sword while every else gets away with it. Martinez, Koeman, BFS, Silva, The Pig and now Lampard (even Anchelotti was getting stick for big chucks of his campaign here amd would've fallen on the sword eventually). At what point do the wage thieve players start taking the blame for this ffs?! How many times do we have to restart before the blame gets out where it lies?

Ye but blaming players does nothing. We can't sack them. They're the toolbox. Regardless of how they play, you need someone who can work them to their best.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

The worry for me has always been that Lampard is a hype man and not much else. Performances like that don’t help.

Has he better organised our defence, or signed a couple of leaders at the back and largely left them to do the job?

Gueye mkI was great for us as a midfield spoiler but now he’s some kind of ball carrier? Abject today.

Onana looked raw but really promising at first but is regressing at a pretty alarming rate.

Iwobi is undoubtedly a success story but starting to look like the exception rather than the rule.

We’re back to the same old Everton of no discernible style of play, and players looking a bit lost and confused.

 

[Mathieubleucoyb]

You said you’d show us ye spreadsheet, so crack on

 

[4737carlin]

You must be slow. Someone already proved lampard is right below Benitez in terms of stats.
You must be smoking that good stuff mate

Read his posting history, an absolute muppet

 

[neil999]

If they made a change it would be Martinez they went for.

He was their first choice last time/approached Belgian FA for a job share.

Be careful what you wish for...

Exactly... Unless we went nuclear option with sean Dhyce but he's hardly gonna get us scoring goals

 

[Gwladysstreetlad]

I wanted us to act quickly at end of last season and get Emery. Gone to Villa now. Would take Thomas Frank

Why on earth would he leave Brentford for us right now? Be sensible ffs........

 

[Mathieubleucoyb]

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It’s actually even lower now when you add this game buddy

 

[nsno-chris]

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That’s not a spreadsheet mate, that’s a screenshot

 

[skumar55]

Got to look at the stats, is Lampard win ratio okay ? Good as Martinez ? Good as big Sam ?

 

[BlueStevie35]

If they made a change it would be Martinez they went for.

He was their first choice last time/approached Belgian FA for a job share.

Be careful what you wish for...

Make no mistake the Iranian goof would do it out of spite for not being allowed to appoint Pereira