Not Safe For Work! Friday night relationship advice thread

[carlos21]

She has strangely spent the last 3 hours up at the Hospital visiting her Dad, so I dont know whats happening currently Carlos, she is still there!

What you having tonight.

 

[Goat]

What you having tonight.

Not sure yet Carlos, see what happens when I get to hell, im leaving shortly.

 

[carlos21]

Not sure yet Carlos, see what happens when I get to hell, im leaving shortly.

Okay then mate.

 

[Goat]

Fun was had.

Money was spent in the Haribo and Cadburys shop!

 

[NeilMorepies]

No excuses lads, there is plenty of mental fanny out there.

 

[tim gabbott]

Let's be honest here, as soon as she leaves your going to pull down your kecks and take it off its hinges aren't you?

One of the funniest replies on GOT ever

 

[Bilko]

We successfully got the train from Peterborough to central London to pick up a sink that my gf got from eBay, using some bungee cords and one of those hand trolly things, and we had 0 arguments

Now that is very impressive

 

[muddy mudguard]

I once flew from Houston to Portland, Oregon and drove a UHaul truck full of her old furniture from a former marital home, back to Houston for a woman in three days. Thats 2,200miles! Turns out we broke up 6 weeks later. I thought I’d earned brownie points for that. Apparently not.
Can’t win for losing.
I did however get to see more of the country and visit some places I’d never been before. I also got to stock up on some rather wonderful green sticky stuff from Oregon and Colorado, so every cloud….

 

[muddy mudguard]

So I just posted above, looked up from my phone and see Oregon and Colorado playing basketball.. madness

 

[Huyton Layne]

Went to the Tae Kwon Do tournament this morning. Went longer than any of us expected, got out by about 1pm after getting there for 9.
Try to stay hidden so the kids don't feel pressure.
Trophies AOTS

Oh and wife and kid brownie points. Everyone wins

 

[Zatara]

Battle of wills going on in the Goat household here lads and ladies and after some advice.

My Wife is super chill, she never demands things of me, she always implies or suggests, but she never ever demands. So when she suggests things, I am always more inclined to do what she suggests, cos otherwise that would make me an arsehole, right?

The boy has got a new job in Cheshire Oaks, she wants to go tomorrow, visit his workplace, for some food and pick him up after work, after some walking around the shops. The problem is, he finishes at 7pm and I really wanna sit in my boxers all day and watch the footy.

Nothing will happen if I choose football, I wont be "punished", I wont get the cold shoulder, she will just get the bus, with my Grandson and come home on the bus after work with the boy.

But I feel like I should make the effort, for her.

So my question is, how do I become a non-feeling cyborg? And should I bin the footy off and make a day of it with the family?



If anybody else has any relationship questions, I feel this is the place to ask.

Women never want male company when looking around shops.

 

[coollino]

Women never want male company when looking around shops.

Yessss here we go lol lol lol

 

[Rita_Poon]

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So I just posted above, looked up from my phone and see Oregon and Colorado playing basketball.. madness

Sunday morning here, so my excuse for not realising quicker this is a pic from a bar. I was about to salute your standard of living and your vast circle of friends.

 

[verreauxi]

Yessss here we go lol lol lol

I love the certitude in every statement. There is no gray area...it's a hard rule. Period.

 

[coollino]

I love the certitude in every statement. There is no gray area...it's a hard rule. Period.

He understands females; mentally and well as physically