Not Safe For Work! Friday night relationship advice thread

[verreauxi]

He understands females; mentally and well as physically

It is a sad statement (about myself) that I find myself singing "shot to the heart and Zat's to blame, he showed up with his Manc mate" every so often ever since I read that thread years back.

 

[muddy mudguard]

Sunday morning here, so my excuse for not realising quicker this is a pic from a bar. I was about to salute your standard of living and your vast circle of friends.

Hahahahaa! That made me chuckle! Well played!! Well played indeed!

 

[tommye]

It is a sad statement (about myself) that I find myself singing "shot to the heart and Zat's to blame, he showed up with his Manc mate" every so often ever since I read that thread years back.

We all do mate, every single one of us.
I cannot hear that song without joining in full pelt with that immortal line.
It's drew some funny glares over the years but each and every one worth it lollollol

 

[RAFUH]

whilst she is chill, if I push her buttons the whirlwind is fierce and never stops.

Ginger that

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Women never want male company when looking around shops.

I know you watch a lot of women, but it’s time like this that I wonder….do you actually understand them.

Re-appropriated, but apposite

 

[Nymzee]

Needed this thread

 

[chicoazul]

Make love to her ass.

 

[Goat]

Make love to her ass.

Yes.

 

[verreauxi]

Make love to her ass.