If I could be arsed vaulting everyone I would. So I'm just gonna make stuff up.
'Gareth Barry? FFS. Moyes would never have signed this no mark.' - Brendansgoat 2013.
'Liverpool are off signing players like Aspas and actually showing ambition and we're signing a washed up defensive midfielder of der mightee ingland FC ' - Chics of the kop 2013
'Lol Gareth Barry reminds me of some poor modern remake of a classic 80s film. Anonymous, sloppy and should never have been signed' - ijjybiff 2013
'Hahaha Liverpool are signing Gareth Barry! Diz is der yeer ladz!' - Bluecock 2011