Gary Lineker replacement sweepstake

[Rita_Poon]

Everton could win 16-0 with one player scoring all the goals, a plane crashing on the pitch and Jesus making his second coming and they’d still be on last

"Jesus crashed his one man Cessna today onto the pitch at half time, thankfully being the son of god he was unaffected by the ensuing fireball and after the wreckage had been cleared he donned a blues shirt and played the second half, the grace, the majesty, it was like a one man version of the Harlem globetrotters, he racked up 16 goals and left the opposition agog. But back to much more important news, some rat faced feckball said some naughty words about a certain sides former manager and that's where we start tonight..."

 

[Rita_Poon]

Someone currently unemployed and looking for work.

David Coote, your time to shine son...

 

[gonetomorrow]

A pretty poor list of possible replacements tbh. I don't understand how Shearer gets such a high salary. He certainly couldn't host the programme.

 

[Jamiednm]

Hazel Irvine. I think she literally dissolves out of existence between each Olympic Games, then respawns/re-manifests for the next open ceremony.

If they can solve that cosmological phenomenon, she’d be a safe pair of hands for the job, despite being Scottish.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Ron Manager.

Ron Burgundy

 

[NeilMorepies]

Richard Madeley please.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Richard Madeley please.

Alan Partridge please.

 

[The Binman]

Itll be jill scott.

Cant see what the heck for, personally think she is a rubbish presenter..

Be good to have a clear out of all the smugness amd have some proper insight insread of the cliched drivvel they put out now

 

[St Domingos]

think of the positives, when alex scott gets the job half the viewing figures won't see how s*** we are.

 

[matty1878]

I would give the job to Purple Aki, instead of listening to the dross from Shearer, Murphy and Co, him and Micah Richard's could have a muscle touching competition in between games. They could even bring on special guests like Arnie, Van Damme, Adama Traori, Hulk Hogan and Kloppazade Salah every week to challenge them. Much better viewing !!!!

 

[ClausThomsen]

Someone currently unemployed and looking for work.

 

[Encoder]

I find I agree with Lineker's stances most of the time. But his smug nature and weird little jokes he makes (clearly read off a cue card) knock me so sick.

Also his brother is an absolute [REDACTED]

 

[goldfinchmule]

Think hes looking for a hiding place,not work.

 

[St Domingos]

Alan Partridge please.

might as well...the way footy is going

 

[Pilks]

Where's Big Ron these days?