Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
Hired to shame Tosun out of the club with his luscious locks.
Heard they're going to rent the house next to Tosun's and he's going to slowly brush his hair with the curtains open until our Turkish hotshot runs into the street with his pubes glued to his head begging for his secret.
Heard they're going to rent the house next to Tosun's and he's going to slowly brush his hair with the curtains open until our Turkish hotshot runs into the street with his pubes glued to his head begging for his secret.