Getting off a toilet seat

[Moomin]

@Ashtonian can we see a photo of the dent in the plastic nut and the hacksaw you are using please.

To keep us updated like the cladding photos we see on twitter.

 

[Ashtonian]

@Ashtonian can we see a photo of the dent in the plastic nut and the hacksaw you are using please.

To keep us updated like the cladding photos we see on twitter.

haha not at home to do it sadly.

Just picture a big plastic wing nut, and a cut mark in the middle of it. Planning on cutting it down then cutting length ways to make sure it comes off.

 

[Bungle]

@Ashtonian Lash up some pictures of your missus squatting over the toilet with her flaps in full view please.

 

[The Cowboy]

I can only assume Ash has two toilets in his house. How can you survive for this long with no toilet seat?

 

[Moomin]

@Ashtonian Lash up some pictures of your missus squatting over the toilet with her flaps in full view please.

Think she faces the toilet when doing a number one and two.

 

[Moomin]

@Ashtonian Lash up some pictures of your missus squatting over the toilet with her flaps in full view please.

Little trivia for you

technically you are meant to sit on the toilet backwards. the way it is designed plus your arse is designed, you would be musch better off sitting facing the wall rather than outwards.

 

[Ashtonian]

and your point?

I don't do it, even if you are meant to genetically

 

[deipnosophist]

@Ashtonian Lash up some pictures of your missus squatting over the toilet with her flaps in full view please.

Nice to hear from you Bungle, I've missed your posts...have you been away somewhere ?

 

[Bungle]

I can only assume Ash has two toilets in his house. How can you survive for this long with no toilet seat?

Have you not seen his diet thread? He's been going to the toilet in the blender and then chucking some fish in and having that for dinner. Subway Ranch sauce disguises the taste and smell.

 

[Bungle]

Nice to hear from you Bungle, I've missed your posts...have you been away somewhere ?

I was banned for crimes involving explicit emoticons

 

[deipnosophist]

I was banned for crimes involving explicit emoticons

I'm glad that's all behind you mate...welcome back - you lend unique (very unique) texture to our forum

 

[Ashtonian]

I can only assume Ash has two toilets in his house. How can you survive for this long with no toilet seat?

i Do have two mate yes. One up and one down, the one up only my son mainly uses, one down i mainly use.

 

[larrygobfiend]

I'm useless at most things, but I'd have sorted a bog seat by now.

Hang your head @Ashtonian

 

[Ashtonian]

I'm useless at most things, but I'd have sorted a bog seat by now.

Hang your head @Ashtonian

i have two young kids, it is hard to get chance to leave the room long enough to do it lol

I mean jesus, can't even go and cook anything without at some point chasing a two year old out the kitchen several times

 

[Bungle]

i have two young kids, it is hard to get chance to leave the room long enough to do it lol

I mean jesus, can't even go and cook anything without at some point chasing a two year old out the kitchen several times

I have 3 kids and it took me 10 minutes to walk down to Wickes and buy a hacksaw and another 10 minutes to saw off a metal bolt that was stuck and fit the new seat. Stop finding excuses you bone idle tosspot and tell your mrs to get off her fat arse and keep the kids out the way whilst you sort it.