Getting off a toilet seat

[Bungle]

I'm glad that's all behind you mate...welcome back - you lend unique (very unique) texture to our forum

Thanks mate, I would have settled for you calling me a tedious bellend.

 

[Ashtonian]

I have 3 kids and it took me 10 minutes to walk down to Wickes and buy a hacksaw and another 10 minutes to saw off a metal bolt that was stuck and fit the new seat. Stop finding excuses you bone idle tosspot and tell your mrs to get off her fat arse and keep the kids out the way whilst you sort it.

lol

i did buy the hacksaw to be fair, least i'm half way. And i plan to do it tonight after i've eaten to get it out the way.

 

[Yorkie]

I think this needs sorting, for the good of the forum and @tommye 's sanity.

Can someone please go round?

 

[The Cowboy]

I have 3 kids and it took me 10 minutes to walk down to Wickes and buy a hacksaw and another 10 minutes to saw off a metal bolt that was stuck and fit the new seat. Stop finding excuses you bone idle tosspot and tell your mrs to get off her fat arse and keep the kids out the way whilst you sort it.

He'd have had it done by now if the lazy bint had gone and got her own Fanta yesterday.

 

[deipnosophist]

He'd have had it done by now if the lazy bint had gone and got her own Fanta yesterday.

the whole issue's become a big mess...a.k.a a sweet fanny adams



...and speaking of fanny : @Bungle 's back!!!!!

 

[Bungle]

He'd have had it done by now if the lazy bint had gone and got her own Fanta yesterday.

Sounds like Christopher does all the work and she sits at home playing computer games whilst the kids lob shitty nappies at each other all day until he gets home and restores order.

 

[The Cowboy]

the whole issue's become a big mess...a.k.a a sweet fanny adams



...and speaking of fanny : @Bungle 's back!!!!!

Sweet fanny Adams...my goodness, what a rigmarole that was (I was right though).

 

[Gladystweet]

Get off his back. He's doing his best ffs. He's got a lot on his plate, he's had to fix the shower rail as well don't forget......

 

[deipnosophist]

Sweet fanny Adams...my goodness, what a rigmarole that was (I was right though).

yes, I recall having many laughs watching you navigate through all that. And yes, 'sweet fanny adams' doesn't mean a big mess

 

[Ashtonian]

He'd have had it done by now if the lazy bint had gone and got her own Fanta yesterday.

I'd have been looking after the baby, so probably not

Sounds like Christopher does all the work and she sits at home playing computer games whilst the kids lob shitty nappies at each other all day until he gets home and restores order.

lol no not quite true.

 

[tommye]

i have two young kids, it is hard to get chance to leave the room long enough to do it lol

I mean jesus, can't even go and cook anything without at some point chasing a two year old out the kitchen several times

So do I. 7 and 4. Both girls. Both could have done it by themselves.

 

[ijjysmith]

lol

i did buy the hacksaw to be fair, least i'm half way. And i plan to do it tonight after i've eaten to get it out the way.

Don't forget to exercise mate.

 

[Gladystweet]

So do I. 7 and 4. Both girls. Both could have done it by themselves.

Don't waste anymore time. He's useless. He knows he's useless, we know he's useless and he knows we know he's useless.
Sometimes you have to just walk away.
Useless.

 

[Ashtonian]

Don't waste anymore time. He's useless. He knows he's useless, we know he's useless and he knows we know he's useless.
Sometimes you have to just walk away.
Useless.

lol it will be done by tonight.

 

[tommye]

lol it will be done by tonight.

Like it was done last night.
And the night before that.
And the one before that.
And at the weekend.
Etc
Etc
Etc