Getting off a toilet seat

[The Cowboy]

If this isn't sorted by tonight I'm gonna hunt you down and kill you with your own hacksaw.

I think we all know that whatever happens, it isn't going to be straightforward. This is Ash we're talking about.

 

[Gladystweet]

I think we all know that whatever happens, it isn't going to be straightforward. This is Ash we're talking about.

18...18 pages and we're still no nearer to ending this madness.
He's probably sat on the bog now, wondering what it was he had to do tonight...

 

[jaycee]

He could crap in the street and still retain more dignity than he has in this thread

 

[Gladystweet]

He could crap in the street and still retain more dignity than he has in this thread

He's not covered himself in glory has he.........?

 

[Moomin]

First job this evening he said, it would be sorted.

 

[Lune1878]

The lad will have to go into hiding if not sorted tonight. The threats of hacksaw related violence grow by the hour.

 

[Titus Bramble]

On tenterhooks here

 

[Gladystweet]

On tenterhooks here

He's asleep...the mess.

 

[ijjysmith]

The lad will have to go into hiding if not sorted tonight. The threats of hacksaw related violence grow by the hour.

If he's got brains he should just say it's done.

 

[roydo]

Still hasnt sorted this? State of the Girl.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

imagine having to sit on the piss soaked rim for a dump... poor mrs!

get it fixed u tramp

 

[chrissyjack]

He's finally done it

 

[Lune1878]

If he's got brains he should just say it's done.

We've all invested too much time/energy on this that photographic evidence is expected.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

We've all invested too much time/energy on this that photographic evidence is expected.

nowt worse than a deep hacksaw blade cut to the top of the finger...

 

[Gladystweet]

Panic over lads. All sorted. He says he's sorry for stringing everyone along and appreciates the concern and best wishes.

His lad's just trying it out now.....