gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £70m
I always say "leave them - I need as much hair up top as possible!"
Always gets a laugh in the Auchtermuchty Mens Salon...........and then a slap.
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Always gets a laugh in the Auchtermuchty Mens Salon...........and then a slap.
Vote rabour!!
anton66
Player Valuation: £50m
Wearing a hat won’t make it any bigger.
Bluerover
Player Valuation: £50m
This - I brought my Mrs in my 78 SD1 into town last week. I parked up, and she suggested going for a coffee. Before I knew it, three blokes were asking me all about it, the bonnet was up to show the V8 engine, they were looking at the folder of history that I keep in the boot. I was chatting for nearly an hour with them!
Mrs BR just headed off and left me to it lol She met our daughter instead, and got a lift home from her!!
It started with making involuntary noises when bending down, then aches and pulls I never ever got. Then my eyebrows started mating, followed by hair accelerating out of my nose and ears. Grey in on either side of the beard at the chin and creeping up every time you blink. Crows feet turning to dinosaur feet fossils. Swerving two nights conducive drinking as the hangover pay off ain’t worth it. Your thyroid gone Yerry Mina as your body wants you fat.
Fasting, the diet of a tortoise, long walks, weights, treadmill, yoga, meditation, lotions and weird vitamins, supplements religiously but try as you may to slow it down it’s buzzing off you, laughing its tits off at you, mate.
Ladies you still would though. If you was incredibly desperate, drunk and gave up all hope of pleasant and enjoyable future while detached yourself from any semblance of shame.
Fasting, the diet of a tortoise, long walks, weights, treadmill, yoga, meditation, lotions and weird vitamins, supplements religiously but try as you may to slow it down it’s buzzing off you, laughing its tits off at you, mate.
Ladies you still would though. If you was incredibly desperate, drunk and gave up all hope of pleasant and enjoyable future while detached yourself from any semblance of shame.
Bluerover
Player Valuation: £50m
UK publishes bill aimed at tearing up NI Protocol but faces prospect of legal action from EU
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson is facing the prospect of new legal action from the European Union after publishing plans to amend the Northern Ireland Protocol.
www.independent.ie
Good man Simon - one of the finest Ministers to whom I worked. Polite, intelligent, incisive, and i have never seen him getting shirty with civil servants even, memorably, when briefing him at 1.30 a.m. in Brussels after a long hard day of EU Council.
Foreign Affairs Minister Simon Coveney told his British counterpart Liz Truss that the decision to introduce legislation to override the Northern Ireland Protocol “marks a particular low point in the UK’s approach to Brexit”.
In a phone call with the UK Foreign Secretary this morning, Mr Coveney insisted the legislation being published today will breach the UK’s commitments under international law is “deeply damaging to relationships” between Ireland and Britain.
Pete, please don't tell me that truss could be PM???
This is truly one of the signs of getting old, posting in the wrong thread.
UK publishes bill aimed at tearing up NI Protocol but faces prospect of legal action from EU
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson is facing the prospect of new legal action from the European Union after publishing plans to amend the Northern Ireland Protocol.
Good man Simon - one of the finest Ministers to whom I worked. Polite, intelligent, incisive, and i have never seen him getting shirty with civil servants even, memorably, when briefing him at 1.30 a.m. in Brussels after a long hard day of EU Council.
Foreign Affairs Minister Simon Coveney told his British counterpart Liz Truss that the decision to introduce legislation to override the Northern Ireland Protocol “marks a particular low point in the UK’s approach to Brexit”.
In a phone call with the UK Foreign Secretary this morning, Mr Coveney insisted the legislation being published today will breach the UK’s commitments under international law is “deeply damaging to relationships” between Ireland and Britain.
Pete, please don't tell me that truss could be PM???
davids
Player Valuation: £70m
Short back and sides and a bit off the floor?
Bluerover
Player Valuation: £50m
UK publishes bill aimed at tearing up NI Protocol but faces prospect of legal action from EU
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson is facing the prospect of new legal action from the European Union after publishing plans to amend the Northern Ireland Protocol.
Good man Simon - one of the finest Ministers to whom I worked. Polite, intelligent, incisive, and i have never seen him getting shirty with civil servants even, memorably, when briefing him at 1.30 a.m. in Brussels after a long hard day of EU Council.
Foreign Affairs Minister Simon Coveney told his British counterpart Liz Truss that the decision to introduce legislation to override the Northern Ireland Protocol “marks a particular low point in the UK’s approach to Brexit”.
In a phone call with the UK Foreign Secretary this morning, Mr Coveney insisted the legislation being published today will breach the UK’s commitments under international law is “deeply damaging to relationships” between Ireland and Britain.
Pete, please don't tell me that truss could be PM???
Thanks Kev - wrong flipping thread !!
Time for a lie down!!
Well I'm desperate but have never been drunk in my life, I suppose there's a first time for everything ? ?
bluejohn66
Player Valuation: £15m
Maybe with all the aches, pains, pulls and strains.... Has this thread actually uncovered the mystery surrounding Mina's injury woes ? I mean has the club actually seen Yery's Birth Certificate?
Gonna see if I can get a close up of his ears and nostrils and will report back!!
Gonna see if I can get a close up of his ears and nostrils and will report back!!
FFS It's like an episode of '' Loose Women '' in here. xx
anton66
Player Valuation: £50m
And now on to tidying up around the genital area.
Ok lads what method do you use? We know it’s a delicate area but needs addressing. For the elders it can become difficult with poor eyesight and bending over to actually groom the ever moving bollocks. One mistake and and it’s a nasty bleed.
Ok lads what method do you use? We know it’s a delicate area but needs addressing. For the elders it can become difficult with poor eyesight and bending over to actually groom the ever moving bollocks. One mistake and and it’s a nasty bleed.
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £70m
Why tidy up a garden that nobody uses?