Getting old

[chrismpw]

This has deffo been one of the best threads on here in a long while. Old farts chewing the fat together.

*Pops a statin

 

[Leylo]

I'm baldy on top and 51 all of a sudden 3 hairs on top of head wtf do I do with them ffs, clipper back in action lol

 

[chrissyjack]

I've just taken my vitamin pills . They give me the strength to go to sleep

 

[Rita_Poon]

I've just taken my vitamin pills . They give me the strength to go to sleep

Ovaltine, nighty on, one of them wee-willy-winky hats on?

 

[chrissyjack]

Ovaltine, nighty on, one of them wee-willy-winky hats on?

Just shorts on . I'm not THAT bloody old lol

 

[Joey66]

Its all worth it for Michael Parkinson's free Parker pen.

Theres the con, a Parker pen & the oldies fall for it lol

 

[blue to the bone]

"Never waste an erection when you are old"
An old Chinese proverb

 

[Davidoff]

I've caught myself saying 'aaaah' as I lower myself onto the couch a few times lately.

 

[verreauxi]

blue pills

 

[ilikecheese]

Safely getting out of the shower requires much more concentration than it used to.

 

[Littlesue]

Its all worth it for Michael Parkinson's free Parker pen.

I did mine so I could get those £50 Argos vouchers

 

[Yarrgh]

I know am old now. I used to binge drink Friday Saturday Sunday. Now I binge drink Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday and Sunday.

Am not at the age where I have a scent of stale piss hovering from me like others in here though.

The sense of smell is the first thing to go.

 

[BNJ1878]

You need a man cave and a classic car. My Mrs loves going on the classic car runs, picnic and all. I have a nice-sized mini fridge in my car garage which keeps certain brews nice and cool!!

Solid advice. I miss my old Merc for this very reason. You can potter around in the garage with the radio/podcast on in the background and achieve next to nothing throughout the day

There was always something to do to it, and even though she would never complain there was always little "You seem to be spending a little more on that car these days" as opposed to "Sell that thing."

 

[BNJ1878]

The really salient thing about leaving was the lack of contact from those who would plague me looking for briefing, speeches, all last minute stuff, and barely a thank you.
After I left, these careerist self-centred greasy pole-climbers didn't give a flying flip. It was presumably "Right who took his job, and what is their mobile number" - and on goes the hamster wheel relentlessly.

A lesson for everyone.

Unless you work for yourself, when push comes to shove the employer and career minded work 'mates' couldn't give a toss.

Extra effort put in? Unclaimed overtime? Not taking all your holidays? Feeling guilty about sick days?

Do your work to the best of your ability, but don't give your services for free.

 

[Nymzee]

Morning oldies. Sure you’re all on your 3rd wee’s of the day by now.