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Getting old
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Whats it called?
Magnifier on the Play Store if you're on Android like me.
magicjuan
Player Valuation: £60m
Mine are like roses, my farts however, have a density and pungency that only scientists could explain.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
So let’s recap: hairy ears, elongated scrotums, bigger ears and nose, having to use apps to read labels, hot flushes, making loud noises when getting up off the couch and smelly dad poos.
Does anyone want to provide some negatives to all this to balance it out?
Does anyone want to provide some negatives to all this to balance it out?
canuckblue
Player Valuation: £50m
Beats the alternative.
Do some yoga, work out and eat better. Growing old can be very enjoyable with a bit of luck towards your health and no longer being obligated to destroy your free time in sweaty overcrowded hell holes full of helmets
Whats an App? lol
Tried Yoga once in a class for stress - next day my disc in my back had popped out in ruddy agony
Of course some people may be better admitting defeat JoeTried Yoga once in a class for stress - next day my disc in my back had popped out in ruddy agony
Umph stick to your yoga you hipster..... lol
just use the camera and zoom in
Got invited to drinks after work on Friday by some young coworkers in another dpt...had to decline. Didn't know what to make of their reactions when I mentioned my age after they tried to goad me, but they all thought I was in my early/mid thirties so that was nice.
Finished up the cooler talk, went to get in the car to head home, twisted my knee wrong getting in (my car sits super low and I'm 6'2-6'3). It's the first time this knee, which was basically reconstructed, has acted up in a "oooo, feck me" way; feels like I took a 12-gauge slug to the side of it or something.
Felt justified, declining the drinks offer.
Just waiting for her to get home tonight...Pamper Town for this big baby. She saw what originally happened to it though and what a shytshow it was, which helps. I've got ice on it, she'll be proud until I tell her why.
Remember men, they may roll their eyes at you, but they secretly love still feeling desired. woof.
Olderton, aren't we?
Finished up the cooler talk, went to get in the car to head home, twisted my knee wrong getting in (my car sits super low and I'm 6'2-6'3). It's the first time this knee, which was basically reconstructed, has acted up in a "oooo, feck me" way; feels like I took a 12-gauge slug to the side of it or something.
Felt justified, declining the drinks offer.
Just waiting for her to get home tonight...Pamper Town for this big baby. She saw what originally happened to it though and what a shytshow it was, which helps. I've got ice on it, she'll be proud until I tell her why.
Remember men, they may roll their eyes at you, but they secretly love still feeling desired. woof.
Olderton, aren't we?
You know you're old when you see people drink beer out of a beer bottle, & you prefer to pour it in a glass....... lol
random
Player Valuation: £15m
Time to get yourself a new cat by the sounds of things