Getting old

[carlos21]

Ever have the sort of day when you just know your finger is going to go through life's toilet paper.

Hi degsy.

 

[Goat]

So yesterday my father-in-law called round to see us, well, he calls round to see my Grandson mainly, but anyway.

He left to go home, 10minutes later we go outside to take my Grandson home, as we open the front door we notice there is somebody in my car.

Long story short he was sitting in MY car, wondering why his key wouldnt work in the ignition! The cars dont even look the same, thats getting old!!

 

[Rita_Poon]

I was chatting to an old client yesterday who we were building a wall for. We were there on Monday and he was away, so we just assumed he’d been to the shops or something.

“Oh I wasn’t here on Monday sorry. I was away in, errrr….. *don't say brass house, don't say brass house, don't say brass house * …. Mexico”

As if this bloke almost forgot he just went on holiday to Mexico. Is this what I’ve got to look forward to?

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Getting old = reading the last few pages avidly for poop advice.

 

[peteblue]

So yesterday my father-in-law called round to see us, well, he calls round to see my Grandson mainly, but anyway.

He left to go home, 10minutes later we go outside to take my Grandson home, as we open the front door we notice there is somebody in my car.

Long story short he was sitting in MY car, wondering why his key wouldnt work in the ignition! The cars dont even look the same, thats getting old!!

But he managed to get in your car. Not locking the car is getting old …….

 

[tommye]

So yesterday my father-in-law called round to see us, well, he calls round to see my Grandson mainly, but anyway.

He left to go home, 10minutes later we go outside to take my Grandson home, as we open the front door we notice there is somebody in my car.

Long story short he was sitting in MY car, wondering why his key wouldnt work in the ignition! The cars dont even look the same, thats getting old!!

You still leaving yours open in the hope someone will tidy it or steal it?

 

[Goat]

You still leaving yours open in the hope someone will tidy it or steal it?

The amount of times I forget to lock it is insane.

 

[BNJ1878]

Here's a nice little blast from the past.

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Used to love a Texan bar.

If it was the right temperature you could stretch it across the room.

 

[tommye]

The amount of times I forget to lock it is insane.

I am constantly checking my van is locked to the point of paranoia.

I walk past where I leave my keys and can't help pressing the lock button just to be sure. Annoys the life out of me but I can't help myself ?‍?


*the 3-4 grands worth of tools in it may be a factor

 

[carlos21]

I am constantly checking my van is locked to the point of paranoia.

I walk past where I leave my keys and can't help pressing the lock button just to be sure. Annoys the life out of me but I can't help myself ?‍?


*the 3-4 grands worth of tools in it may be a factor

Yo Tommy.

 

[tommye]

Yo Tommy.

Evening C.
How's the cold buddy?

 

[roydo]

Quick tip.

When you set the fire in a log burner, no matter how cold it is, do not wear woolen mittens. It will not, (did not) end well for a mitten.

 

[carlos21]

Evening C.
How's the cold buddy?

Rubbish mate.

 

[Dixieslaces]

Peed on my feet....


Ah well don't need the heating on just yet?

 

[Joey66]

Quick tip.

When you set the fire in a log burner, no matter how cold it is, do not wear woolen mittens. It will not, (did not) end well for a mitten.

Get some Nutty Slack our fire has been alight for a week ..... 24-7 .....