Ginger plagiariser - AKA Ed Sheeran

[Baines' left foot]

I absolutely, unequivocally, unilaterally, cannot stand the get.

I’ve got a sick verse for you here Grouch. Straight from the heart. Get me.

*picks up acoustic guitar

? No other name for you
Even though they call you by another, you were always my G
And you light up the room
Ever since the first day you were here, you were always my G (always my G)
And if the world is cruel (cruel)
I will be the last one standing here to protect you
Don't grow up too soon
From now and until (yeah) forever, you were always my G (yeah)

Yo G, huh ?

 

[Blue 1]

I couldn't even name an Ed Sheeran song. At least he plays a guitar and doesn't use autotune I suppose, other than that he's very meh. Even more meh, if he's stealing stuff.

I bet he does use autotune.

Everyone uses it.

 

[Moomin]

I think we should insert semtex into his anal passage and make him do Karoake Carpool with James Cordan and set him off.

 

[degsy]

Should be in the Hague for mass crimes against music

This
Along with Blunt

 

[Moomin]

This
Along with Blunt

Blunt is saved for having a sense of humour.

 

[degsy]

Blunt is saved for having a sense of humour.

True, he openly admits he laughs all the way to the bank...and it beats the bejebus out of being shot at.

 

[longers]

White people with acoustic guitars is my kryptonite

 

[Groucho]

I’ve got a sick verse for you here Grouch. Straight from the heart. Get me.

*picks up acoustic guitar

? No other name for you
Even though they call you by another, you were always my G
And you light up the room
Ever since the first day you were here, you were always my G (always my G)
And if the world is cruel (cruel)
I will be the last one standing here to protect you
Don't grow up too soon
From now and until (yeah) forever, you were always my G (yeah)

Yo G, huh ?

If we had a time machine I’d go back, move down south and bully him in school.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I didn’t mind him previously but some of his recent songs have been beyond terrible. You simply don’t get a choice in listening to Ed Sheehan. His ‘music’ will find you eventually, whether it be when you’re out shopping, or when your girlfriend has the radio on etc. It’s always waiting.

You can’t escape it.