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Player Valuation: £35m
*sitting in a church community hall chair in a circle
OK, I joined GOT in 2014. It started as a bit of fun. Everton was doing alright at the time under Martinez. Yeah, there were complaints, sideways passes, Lukaku shins, Stones playing out too much from the back... but we also had a Diamond from Wavertree, the School of Science was back, and we even challenged for the top four for a time...
It was easy to get sucked in...but then things got darker. First, the spending increased and performances decreased. No longer getting the high I used to... the dark days got darker. The talk of top four turned to talk of avoiding oblivion.
And now I'm here, nearly 5000 posts in... over one a day for 11 years... checking it every day.... drawn into arguments with people that can't see how bad we are and that staying up is good result in circumstances. Defending a style of football I don't even like because needs must, and getting my kicks from attempted quips on a random threads.
And despite all this... 11 years of dedication.... I am only worth £35m - you get no respect with £35m....
£35mmis litterally Iwobe…
How much of problem do I need to push the boundaries in to £100m zone, with all the big hitters.???
Do I need help????
OK, I joined GOT in 2014. It started as a bit of fun. Everton was doing alright at the time under Martinez. Yeah, there were complaints, sideways passes, Lukaku shins, Stones playing out too much from the back... but we also had a Diamond from Wavertree, the School of Science was back, and we even challenged for the top four for a time...
It was easy to get sucked in...but then things got darker. First, the spending increased and performances decreased. No longer getting the high I used to... the dark days got darker. The talk of top four turned to talk of avoiding oblivion.
And now I'm here, nearly 5000 posts in... over one a day for 11 years... checking it every day.... drawn into arguments with people that can't see how bad we are and that staying up is good result in circumstances. Defending a style of football I don't even like because needs must, and getting my kicks from attempted quips on a random threads.
And despite all this... 11 years of dedication.... I am only worth £35m - you get no respect with £35m....
£35mmis litterally Iwobe…
How much of problem do I need to push the boundaries in to £100m zone, with all the big hitters.???
Do I need help????
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, monitoring grifters, baiting multis and secret reds, regularly starting idiotic poll threads, tanking match previews, and posting pig gifs in a thread about our former unpopular manager.
