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  1. The mods except @Groucho are all tories and shame on you for banning any disconerning scouse socialist voices from the Current Affairs Forum you Tory enabling flute you're no scouse blue.
  2. The fact we've been so long without neg rep is a stain on the forum and facilitated by your lazy mods not liking the fall out from it. The dislike was methadone to the heroin of neg rep and the withdrawal is all your fault.
  3. Your preference for twitter and disdain for this forum has enabled it to turn into the Evertonian version of RAWK, or BAWK as we call it.
  4. Big fan of @davek.
  5. You allowed a Transfer Thread from January you hideous Tory arsebiscuit which encourages point 3 further.
  6. I'm still raging that I introduced @GhostOfDixie to @micknick and Mick blatantly informed him for 2 hours until Ghost got off. How the f is he allowed to be admin if he behaves like that? He also spooned me mar.
  7. Genuinely gutted that you ousted @Dylan during the power struggle. The best D and no mistake.
  8. The average poster in the Transfer and match threads has only had loose sexual accounters with their domestic animal yet you protect them because you're a tit.
  9. It's crap on here compared to say 7 years ago and it's because all the stuff I warned you about but you're too Donald Trump to listen.
  10. Allow post match threads in the upgraded clique forum tithead.
 
  1. The mods except @Groucho are all tories and shame on you for banning any disconerning scouse socialist voices from the Current Affairs Forum you Tory enabling flute you're no scouse blue.
  2. The fact we've been so long without neg rep is a stain on the forum and facilitated by your lazy mods not liking the fall out from it. The dislike was methadone to the heroin of neg rep and the withdrawal is all your fault.
  3. Your preference for twitter and disdain for this forum has enabled it to turn into the Evertonian version of RAWK, or BAWK as we call it.
  4. Big fan of @davek.
  5. You allowed a Transfer Thread from January you hideous Tory arsebiscuit which encourages point 3 further.
  6. I'm still raging that I introduced @GhostOfDixie to @micknick and Mick blatantly informed him for 2 hours until Ghost got off. How the f is he allowed to be admin if he behaves like that? He also spooned me mar.
  7. Genuinely gutted that you ousted @Dylan during the power struggle. The best D and no mistake.
  8. The average poster in the Transfer and match threads has only had loose sexual accounters with their domestic animal yet you protect them because you're a tit.
  9. It's crap on here compared to say 7 years ago and it's because all the stuff I warned you about but you're too Donald Trump to listen.
  10. Allow post match threads in the upgraded clique forum tithead.

1 - you play favourites with who you ban/allow to return as opposed to sticking to the rules.

2 - you know that neg rep/dislikes makes the forum a better place but won't let us have them.

3 - remember when you let @Ashtonian do match previews? Get @chicoazul back ffs.
 

  1. The mods except @Groucho are all tories and shame on you for banning any disconerning scouse socialist voices from the Current Affairs Forum you Tory enabling flute you're no scouse blue.
  2. The fact we've been so long without neg rep is a stain on the forum and facilitated by your lazy mods not liking the fall out from it. The dislike was methadone to the heroin of neg rep and the withdrawal is all your fault.
  3. Your preference for twitter and disdain for this forum has enabled it to turn into the Evertonian version of RAWK, or BAWK as we call it.
  4. Big fan of @davek.
  5. You allowed a Transfer Thread from January you hideous Tory arsebiscuit which encourages point 3 further.
  6. I'm still raging that I introduced @GhostOfDixie to @micknick and Mick blatantly informed him for 2 hours until Ghost got off. How the f is he allowed to be admin if he behaves like that? He also spooned me mar.
  7. Genuinely gutted that you ousted @Dylan during the power struggle. The best D and no mistake.
  8. The average poster in the Transfer and match threads has only had loose sexual accounters with their domestic animal yet you protect them because you're a tit.
  9. It's crap on here compared to say 7 years ago and it's because all the stuff I warned you about but you're too Donald Trump to listen.
  10. Allow post match threads in the upgraded clique forum tithead.

And boom goes the dynamite.
 
1 - you play favourites with who you ban/allow to return as opposed to sticking to the rules.

2 - you know that neg rep/dislikes makes the forum a better place but won't let us have them.

3 - remember when you let @Ashtonian do match previews? Get @chicoazul back ffs.

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1) The impact of losing @Woolly Blue as a mod has never been recovered from as his particular style has not been replaced.

2) Having said that, I have been impressed with @Andy C in recent months but thought he was a bit wet when he first stepped up.

3) @roydo is developing anger issues and needs a hug (I don't necessarily see this as a bad thing).

4) New posters have increasingly thin skins and should be given a trial by fire to become good citizens of GOT instead of being mollycoddled

5) Piss is not a swear word @Andy C you soggy lettuce.

6) The banning of the beloved @Sorrowful Soul was an act of pure callousness and the mod in question should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.

7) Safaris should be encouraged and not clamped down on as they are almost always proven to be multis - for those that aren't, see point four.

8) The site was better when @chicoazul was doing regular previews.

9) The site would be better if you banned @chicoazul

10) It's a travesty that I'm not a mod - failing that make @tommye a mod.


Thanks for listening.

If yer gonna tag me, at least tag me correctly you utter nincompoop.
 
Bedwetters pissing, cryarses moaning,
Transfer thread virgins and after match foaming
Dave schooling posters all over the forum...

These are a few of my GOT favorite things.

Chico's shıte previews and Twain bumming poodles
Newbies and cat gifs and your post in paint doodles
Weirdo multis from strange far flung places, bad photoshops of Ash Hitler faces...

These are a few of my favorite GOT things.

In the know heroes telling their lies
Wonderful threads like Greggs Pasties or pies
Grown up virgins in lycra the bad wrestling mings...

These are a few of my favorite GOT things.

When the blues lose, when the fume bites and when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feeeeeeel so bad.
 
  1. The mods except @Groucho are all tories and shame on you for banning any disconerning scouse socialist voices from the Current Affairs Forum you Tory enabling flute you're no scouse blue.
  2. The fact we've been so long without neg rep is a stain on the forum and facilitated by your lazy mods not liking the fall out from it. The dislike was methadone to the heroin of neg rep and the withdrawal is all your fault.
  3. Your preference for twitter and disdain for this forum has enabled it to turn into the Evertonian version of RAWK, or BAWK as we call it.
  4. Big fan of @davek.
  5. You allowed a Transfer Thread from January you hideous Tory arsebiscuit which encourages point 3 further.
  6. I'm still raging that I introduced @GhostOfDixie to @micknick and Mick blatantly informed him for 2 hours until Ghost got off. How the f is he allowed to be admin if he behaves like that? He also spooned me mar.
  7. Genuinely gutted that you ousted @Dylan during the power struggle. The best D and no mistake.
  8. The average poster in the Transfer and match threads has only had loose sexual accounters with their domestic animal yet you protect them because you're a tit.
  9. It's crap on here compared to say 7 years ago and it's because all the stuff I warned you about but you're too Donald Trump to listen.
  10. Allow post match threads in the upgraded clique forum tithead.

Sitting on the fence again!!!

Tut tut.
 
1 - you play favourites with who you ban/allow to return as opposed to sticking to the rules.

2 - you know that neg rep/dislikes makes the forum a better place but won't let us have them.

3 - remember when you let @Ashtonian do match previews? Get @chicoazul back ffs.
I'm so glad I missed this. I can only imagine it reading something like:

"So Everton are playing Hull today. I went to Hull once with my missus. Can't remember why we went like but it was okay hahaha. Anyway, as I was saying, everyone hates me and it's not my fault. Waaa waaa waaaaa."
 

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