GrandOldTeam Roast

[.....!]

The homoerotic content on this site is quite frankly a let down.

I am sorry if it leaves you feeling fellated.

Fixed...

 

[ilikecheese]

Bedwetters pissing, cryarses moaning,
Transfer thread virgins and after match foaming
Dave schooling posters all over the forum...

These are a few of my GOT favorite things.

Chico's shıte previews and Twain bumming poodles
Newbies and cat gifs and your post in paint doodles
Weirdo multis from strange far flung places, bad photoshops of Ash Hitler faces...

These are a few of my favorite GOT things.

In the know heroes telling their lies
Wonderful threads like Greggs Pasties or pies
Grown up virgins in lycra the bad wrestling mings...

These are a few of my favorite GOT things.

When the blues lose, when the fume bites and when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feeeeeeel so bad.

Exceptional.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Slate GOT as a community here, with immunity.

I'll start

1. Coded bots that deliberately contradictory view to drive engagement across the forum.
2. 'The Esk' is really the owner of the site who makes transfers up for website hits.
3. The mods are all tories.

These are just self evident truths.

 

[lancs blue]

who err matron. Got spit roast hey

 

[Tubey]

I bloody hope the mods are all Tories... it's the only reason I voted for them.

Come on, I'm one of you lot now, you can deffo let me join the team.

 

[hibbo'sclass]

Not the kind of Roast I expected.
Disappointed.

 

[Bungle]

Not the kind of Roast I expected.
Disappointed.

 

[atrottel]

D&D have lost interest in GOT because they run a MLS site under different names and the income from popup ads for semi-automatic weapons and erectile disfunction drugs has allowed them to buy property in Cheshire (actually)*.

(* As in "Oh, so you live near Liverpool, do you?" "Cheshire, actually.")

 

[BigBlueConk]

The mods political views are mandaTORY.

 

[thebluenosebolt]

Oh dear god

 

[Groucho]

He also spooned me mar.

Being informed of this the day after remains one of the best text messages I've ever had.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Bunch of friendless weirdos that giggle about in-jokes in the real world but have no one to explain it to.

 

[Woolly Blue]

1. Danny's a tyrant on a power trip
2. The Esk is actually a Danny multi ( see also 1 )
3. @McBain or @Jamo Martinez did far better previews than the lad who stepped in near the end of the season
4. The place was better when @TX Bill was moderating on a regular basis because no-one knew how he'd react
5. A lot of the articles which get copied across to the forum are very worthy, but they're also generally pretty dull





6. Roast Parsnips > Roast Spuds

 

[Sapie88]

1. Danny's a tyrant on a power trip
2. The Esk is actually a Danny multi ( see also 1 )
3. @McBain or @Jamo Martinez did far better previews than the lad who stepped in near the end of the season
4. The place was better when @TX Bill was moderating on a regular basis because no-one knew how he'd react
5. A lot of the articles which get copied across to the forum are very worthy, but they're also generally pretty dull





6. Roast Parsnips > Roast Spuds

Monster

 

[Woolly Blue]

Monster

I powerful rush of honesty ran across my keyboard

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