Grasses....

[ste d' indica]

We don't have much of a garden for our flat sadly, but I'd be keen to hear how other forum users deal with grasses.

Are they a pest or essential to a well functioning environment?

 

[Pootsy]

FIRST!

smoke them mainly

 

[ste d' indica]

FIRST!

smoke them mainly

Good solution. Those popping seeds was always the issue for me though.

 

[chrismpw]

Shushing grasses or engineering us to see them social pariahs, is a major tool in the British establishment's ability to cover up and keep things behind closed doors. Its what Britain is best at. In fact its the only thing modern Britain still excels at.

 

[Pootsy]

I do have a front lawn and dress it twice a year to combat moss growth. I have reached an age when having my front lawn neat and tidy for all and sundry to see as they pass is a must. I've even started timing planting bulbs and other flowers so there is always a colourful border to highlight the garden.

The back garden needs a bit of work. It was left as work in progress while the kids were young so it was used as a football pitch, drenched with paddling pools and trampled during birthday parties. I'll get that up to scratch in the coming year or two now the kids have either flown the nest or are only interested in their bedrooms and TikTok.

*awaits rude comeback about pubes

 

[chicoazul]

This is a most interesting subject which has caught my attention guys. Please could you tag in examples of grasses please so I can identity.

 

[chicoazul]

@Goat

 

[Eggs]

….my daughter’s dog, Eddie, pee’s on our grass so its patchwork and looks dreadful. My back garden is also north facing so doesn’t have much going for it.

 

[Dancing Pat]

This is a most interesting subject which has caught my attention guys. Please could you tag in examples of grasses please so I can identity.

I believe that this type is officially called 'Poa Pratensis Moyes'.

 

[chicoazul]

I believe that this type is officially called 'Poa Pratensis Moyes'.

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This has made me chuckle a lot. A lot.

 

[kev]

Bamboo is actually a grass.




Sorry, that's all I got

 

[Blue 1]

Cut them off.

 

[Tramps_mate]

I do have a front lawn and dress it twice a year to combat moss growth. I have reached an age when having my front lawn neat and tidy for all and sundry to see as they pass is a must. I've even started timing planting bulbs and other flowers so there is always a colourful border to highlight the garden.

The back garden needs a bit of work. It was left as work in progress while the kids were young so it was used as a football pitch, drenched with paddling pools and trampled during birthday parties. I'll get that up to scratch in the coming year or two now the kids have either flown the nest or are only interested in their bedrooms and TikTok.

*awaits rude comeback about pubes

I've lost half my lawn to moss now.. I don't really know what to do other than dig it all out..

 

[COYBL25]

I've lost half my lawn to moss now.. I don't really know what to do other than dig it all out..

@Joey66 will know how to sort it mate.

Ps - he’ll probably try and flog you a used Dyson and some x rated photos of Alan Ball too.

 

[John from Bootle]

This is a most interesting subject which has caught my attention guys. Please could you tag in examples of grasses please so I can identity.

I'm a massive grass. Snitched on 2 people here fairly recently. The first one was for a post suggesting Dele and his interview revelations were a PR stunt. The second one was because somebody tried to insult my intelligence, and used the word 'handicapped' in a derogatory manner.

Not sure if any action was taken, but couldn't give a flying one anyway. Just won't tolerate some things.