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Greetings from amsterdam!!

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Things I've learnt;

Putting SCH on the front of any word beginning with an S is not fluent dutch.

Clinically obese hermaphrodites are not credible drug dealers.

The friendliness/money ratio is a defining factor in all inter-prosteninule relations

Germans can't dance.

Neither can I.

you shouldn't experiment with drugs as you don't know who your buying off. sTICK TO gary down the pub!
 
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had a chilled day in the coffee shops cos we're skint now. One of the lads had forty euro left and kept saying he was steaming. Told him the ones with a blue light are the cheap ones. We're not speaking now.

Overheard a boss convo with a cockney punter and a brass. The fella was a big ****er with a baldy head and aba mid-30's

Brass: Hey baby come in?

Fella: Me cock's too big for ya

Brass: No baby, I'll take it all no problem

Fella: It'll hurt ya

Brass: Let's see it then

Fella: Me mum said I'm not allowed to show it to strangers.
 

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