Steve0
Player Valuation: £35m
Last entry into the log.
had a chilled day in the coffee shops cos we're skint now. One of the lads had forty euro left and kept saying he was steaming. Told him the ones with a blue light are the cheap ones. We're not speaking now.
Overheard a boss convo with a cockney punter and a brass. The fella was a big ****er with a baldy head and aba mid-30's
Brass: Hey baby come in?
Fella: Me cock's too big for ya
Brass: No baby, I'll take it all no problem
Fella: It'll hurt ya
Brass: Let's see it then
Fella: Me mum said I'm not allowed to show it to strangers.
Hahahaha