Groucho's Fact Hunt

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

...Not to expect or hope for back to back away wins (I should know this already TBF).

 

[ijjysmith]

That football just isn't fun anymore.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

It was yer mar I upset... soz frank

Frank doesn’t have a mar, he is the spawn of some weird bat-like creature.

 

[chrissyjack]

This place becomes hilarious when Everton lose

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Here are few things I learned several weeks ago:

On an iPhone, when you use the calculator and turn your phone from portrait to landscape it changes from "simple" calculator to "scientific" calculator.

On a mac, to take a targeted screen shot, press "command" "control" "shift" "4" all at once.

I discovered this very thing on St Stephen’s Day!!

Reason being, Santa had brought a darts board and due to my festive measures of red wine I had use my iPhone to count down from 501.

The day kept on delivering.

 

[Yarrgh]

Today I learned that there's an image of a bear in the mountain on a Toblerone.

 

[YoboCopter]

Supporting everton is a death sentence

 

[thebluenosebolt]

Today I learned that there's an image of a bear in the mountain on a Toblerone.

My sons girlfriend showed me that last night.
Mind.......BLOWN !!!

 

[Seathestars]

Today I learned that there's an image of a bear in the mountain on a Toblerone.

I just looked at a Toblerone in the fridge, it looks like a dog, I’ll take your word it’s a bear though.

 

[summerisle]

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Nicked from the mighty Peter Reid's Twitter feed.

 

[summerisle]

My sister has infected me with the 'flu ; happy New Year dear sister of mine.

 

[roydo]

My sister has infected me with the 'flu ; happy New Year dear sister of mine.

Me too. This is awkward.

 

[YoboCopter]

Man utd players didnt like jose

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Did you get that off the news?

Hewey Lewis's band 'The News' were originally called 'Clover' and were Elvis Costello's band on his first album, 'My Aim is True'.