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Groucho's Fact Hunt

Sept 1878 - a some what historic date.
Also the date Cleopatra's Needle, which has nothing to do with her by 1400yrs, was finally erected, after being gifted to the crown by the local Sultan to celebrate...amongst others, Wellingtons victory at Waterloo in 1815. Though why they waited 63years is anybody's guess.

The Needle arrived in England after a horrendous journey by sea in 1878.
The British public subscribed £15,000 to bring it over from Alexandria in Egypt, and waited eagerly for the ‘needle’ to arrive.
A specially designed cigar-shaped container ship, called the Cleopatra...(hence the name Cleopatra's Needle maybe) was used to convey this priceless treasure. It was built by the Dixon brothers and when finished was an iron cylinder, 93 feet long, 15 feet wide, and was divided into ten watertight compartments. A cabin, bilge keels, bridge and rudder were riveted on and to everyone’s delight …she floated!

But on October 14th 1877 in treacherous waters off the west coast of France in the Bay of Biscay disaster stuck… the Cleopatra was in danger of sinking.

The steam-ship towing her, the Olga, sent six volunteers in a boat to take off the Cleopatra’s crew, but the boat was swamped and the volunteers drowned. The names of the men who died are commemorated on one of the plaques to be seen today at the base of the Needle – William Askin, Michael Burns, James Gardiner, William Donald, Joseph Benton and William Patan.

Eventually the Olga drew alongside and rescued Cleopatra’s five crewmen and their skipper, and cut the towrope, leaving the vessel adrift in the Bay of Biscay.

In Britain the nation held its breath… would the Cleopatra remain buoyant – if not they had wasted a lot of money.

Five days later a ship spotted the Cleopatra floating peacefully and undamaged off the northern coast of Spain, and towed her to the nearest port, Ferrol.

Following her narrow escape, another steam-ship, the Anglia, was sent to tow the Cleopatra home.

Under the needle there is a Victorian time capsule, said to contain, along with the obligatory picture of Herself
The following;
Photographs of 12 English Beauties of the day.
A box of hairpins.
A box of cigars.
Several tobacco pipes.
A baby's bottle.
Some children's toys.
A shilling razor.
A hydraulic jack and some samples of the cable used in the erection.
A 3 inch bronze model of the monument.
A complete set of British coins.
A rupee.
A written history of the strange tale of the transport of the monument.
Plans on vellum.
A translation of the inscriptions.
Copies of the bible in several languages.
A copy of Whitaker's Almanack.
A Bradshaw Railway Guide, a map of London.
Copies of 10 daily newspapers.
 
Great tale. Below I've listed what they'd probably put in the time capsule if done today:

Under the needle there is a Victorian time capsule, said to contain, along with the obligatory picture of Boris
The following;
Photographs of 12 English Beauties of the day. A dvd of porn hub
A box of hairpins. Hair straightners
A box of cigars. Packet of fags
Several tobacco pipes. Vape pen and instructions on dvd by @astonian
A baby's bottle. A branded packet of formula - or probably a can of coke
Some children's toys. Some mass produced branded lump of plastic where everything happens and removes the need for imagination
A shilling razor. A bic
A hydraulic jack and some samples of the cable used in the erection. A packet of viagra
A 3 inch bronze model of the monument. Plastic model wrapped in a box that makes it look ten times more amazing than it is
A complete set of British coins. A might still do this
A rupee. a euro
A written history of the strange tale of the transport of the monument. a tweet on a sd card
Plans on vellum. a digital file on a bit of software that takes half a day to load and a lifetime to work out how to draw a square on
A translation of the inscriptions. a phone with google translate
Copies of the bible in several languages. a request that if you have suffered an accident that wasn't your fault, then phone this number
A copy of Whitaker's Almanack. a dvd of selected YouTube adverts
A Bradshaw Railway Guide, a map of London. a £50 virgin train ticket enough to get you to the suberbs
Copies of 10 daily newspapers. Copies of 10 daily advertpapers
 
Bonnie and Clyde, probably histories most romanticised criminal duet, were in fact pretty terrible criminals.

They went through an astounding amount of gang members who were either killed or captured on one of their many botched robbery attempts. Many, though, simply left the gang after a few days realising how incompetent the 2 actually were.
 
Bonnie and Clyde, probably histories most romanticised criminal duet, were in fact pretty terrible criminals.

They went through an astounding amount of gang members who were either killed or captured on one of their many botched robbery attempts. Many, though, simply left the gang after a few days realising how incompetent the 2 actually were.

Clyde's middle name is Chestnut and when in prison he got another inmate to chop off 2 of his toes in order to avoid hard labour.

He was then released 2 days later after his mother got him released.

Sounds like a bit of a tit really!
 
Clyde's middle name is Chestnut and when in prison he got another inmate to chop off 2 of his toes in order to avoid hard labour.

He was then released 2 days later after his mother got him released.

Sounds like a bit of a tit really!
Yeah but Beatty and Dunaway looked really cool and who don't like that banjo music...good enough for the beverly hillbillies, good enough for bonny and clyde.
 

Bonnie and Clyde, probably histories most romanticised criminal duet, were in fact pretty terrible criminals.

They went through an astounding amount of gang members who were either killed or captured on one of their many botched robbery attempts. Many, though, simply left the gang after a few days realising how incompetent the 2 actually were.

Of course they were crap, they got caught. Same as the Krays. Why people idolise them is beyond me - they were bloody awful criminals. Spent most of their lives behind bars.

Ho Chi Minh, leader of North Vietnam during the Vietnam war once worked as a pastry chef on the Newhaven to Dieppe ferry.

Well in lad you’ve won this weeks award with a late entry. Get fact lad.

66522
 
In the 1890s, the famed Polish concert pianist and composer Ignacy Jan Paderewski complained that when he walked the streets of New York City, young street punks would yell at him to get a haircut.
 

Ho Chi Minh, leader of North Vietnam during the Vietnam war once worked as a pastry chef on the Newhaven to Dieppe ferry.
I was on this once and there was a massive tray of so called scrambled eggs that just kept wobbling. I still have flashbacks of this. Put me off scrambled eggs for life.
 

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