Drico
Player Valuation: £60m
I am quite enjoying Jonathan Pearce's world-weary, cosmopolitan commentator shtick. I imagine him partaking of the pleasures of Leipzig cafe culture whilst "talking to a couple of Germans" about what they are going to do about the bottling of corner kicks takers at this tournament and grumbling bitterly to himself that Guy Mowbray is still getting all the big games...