Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
I get the distinct impression you don't rate the lad.I know Gareth gets a lot of abuse, some of it unwarranted, but I'll genuinely laugh if he has the cojones to pick Gallagher for the next match. You can understand a manager having his systems and tactics - even if you don't like them and they seem inappropriate - but I'll never understand what he sees in that over-active crab. He's just such a nothing player, all Duracell bunny, bad haircut, and no output. Basically, a fully-charged battery that doesn't work.