Halloween nonsense

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I’ve got the hosepipe on standby for when the kids knock on the door trick or treating.

 

[ClausThomsen]

A great example of the American shizzle infiltrating our culture. Hate it with a passion. They even have cards saying 'happy halloween' ffs!

I'll take American style Halloween over good old British Bonfire Night anytime.

 

[NeilMorepies]

Thought that was Noseybonk for a minute there.

Proper horror..

 

[tommye]

I'll take American style Halloween over good old British Bonfire Night anytime.

Bommy night is utter turd now

Imagine todays precious little snowflakes going out and getting the wood, having to find a stash for the wood, fighting other gangs to protect the stash, building the actual bonfire, lighting the wood, standing close to the wood while it burns with actual real fire...



They'd be in counselling until well into their 40s the little turds

 

[perth_blue]

Halloween ain't til manana

 

[Tommy Chong]

I, too, hate it when people have fun, especially at a celebration meant for children.

You know mate? I agree with you.

I think we should all take a page from the dude in your profile pic’s book, René:
‘Ego saxum et volvunt dura! Ergo sum.’

 

[kev]

You know mate? I agree with you.

I think we should all take a page from the dude in your profile pic’s book, René:
‘Ego saxum et volvunt dura! Ergo sum.’

"I'm pink therefore I'm spam"

 

[Moomin]

Which other poster on GOT would you like to put the willies up most?

@Damo_1878 but it seems he has left us.

He teased me.

 

[Bryan+]

Right, too far.

@GrandOldTeam this is the multi banned poster @Death please remove head and award to me.

GRASS

 

[Tommy Chong]

Bommy night is utter turd now

Imagine todays precious little snowflakes going out and getting the wood, having to find a stash for the wood, fighting other gangs to protect the stash, building the actual bonfire, lighting the wood, standing close to the wood while it burns with actual real fire...



They'd be in counselling until well into their 40s the little turds

Why do we celebrate it anyway?!?

Guy Fawkes got caught. If he managed to set off a bunch of explosives and it went right up the king’s arse… Now that would be something to celebrate!

 

[neil999]

The Catholic church hates it, mainly because someone else gets to put the willies up frightened children

Paedophile Catholic priest would be quite the edgy outfit, possibly combined with an abusive nun...good clean fun!

 

[Runub]

Already seen some houses with Halloween decorations up. I imagine as soon as they come down the Christmas decorations will go up

 

[NeilMorepies]

Paedophile Catholic priest would be quite the edgy outfit, possibly combined with an abusive nun...good clean fun!

Could even get a “News Comment” show on GBNews* out of it

*definitely not a news channel.

He’s an Anglican Priest by the way, so 100% not a Paedo, obviously

 

[Nightman]

Bommy night is utter turd now

Imagine todays precious little snowflakes going out and getting the wood, having to find a stash for the wood, fighting other gangs to protect the stash, building the actual bonfire, lighting the wood, standing close to the wood while it burns with actual real fire...



They'd be in counselling until well into their 40s the little turds

Gave me wood reading all that

 

[Yarrgh]

Bommy night is utter turd now

Imagine todays precious little snowflakes going out and getting the wood, having to find a stash for the wood, fighting other gangs to protect the stash, building the actual bonfire, lighting the wood, standing close to the wood while it burns with actual real fire...



They'd be in counselling until well into their 40s the little turds

Can you imagine what little Quinoa or Avocado would do if you chucked a banger at them? It'd be 3 months of primal scream therapy at a luxury commune in Ditton at the ceremony least.