Halloween nonsense

[Yarrgh]

Right, too far.

@GrandOldTeam this is the multi banned poster @Death please remove head and award to me.

I must have missed the full procedure. Can someone point me to the thread where the allegations were made and the evidence lain before the forum such that the staunch upholders of what is right passed their judgement?

Surely we can't just jump in at the beheading ceremony like savages...can we?

 

[tommye]

Can you imagine what little Quinoa or Avocado would do if you chucked a banger at them? It'd be 3 months of primal scream therapy at a luxury commune in Ditton at the ceremony least.

Can just imagine them cowering behind their support workers crying at the thought of running over the door ye mate has just lashed on the middle of the bommy and the paint is already blistering.
Spineless little turds

 

[tommye]

Already seen some houses with Halloween decorations up. I imagine as soon as they come down the Christmas decorations will go up

I have this theory where the earlier the Halloween, Christmas, whatever it may be decorations go up, the scruffier it is inside.
This is based on over 20yrs of going to different houses every day through work.

Halloween decs on 1st Oct = absolute festering shithole
Christmas decs 6th November = absolute festering shithole


The decs go up as early as possible to hide the squalor within.

 

[Kurt.]

Halloween…. The only time the cobwebs in my house serve a purpose

 

[tommye]

Halloween…. The only time the cobwebs in my house serve a purpose

How is ye wallet?
Still unopened?

 

[Kurt.]

How is ye wallet?
Still unopened?

Empty as usual

 

[NeilMorepies]

 

[Street end man]

Duckapple night used to mean it was getting closer to a new Scalextric set and some subbuteo floodlights, 'kin loved it

 

[longers]

Lame Americanised nonsense. Also amusing that a country that hates socialism invented a holiday that revolves around asking strangers for free stuff.

 

[KaiserEFC]

I went out in York wearing a slutty Santa dress when I was 20 and bagged a goth, Halloween is alright

 

[Buckers]

Can’t. Be. Arsed.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Moved to the states and became very into it.
Had kids, and now sort out themed costumes for all of us, generally fabricating most or all of them.
Currently working on making a former nerf shotgun produce "smoke" using a portable usb battery and a mini humidifier.

Edit: also hacked a hole in a baseball helmet and put a baseball in it for my other "zombie baseball player" son.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I’m erring on @SteveWatsonAbsoluteGent being @Death

Has all the hallmarks apart from the permanent tonguing of [USER=51774]@ForeverBlue92[/USER] who is on “ holiday “ at the moment.

There is a rumour it's a multi of the man himself.

 

[SteveWatsonAbsoluteGent]

I’m erring on @SteveWatsonAbsoluteGent being @Death

Has all the hallmarks apart from the permanent tonguing of @ForeverBlue92 who is on “ holiday “ at the moment.

Or I could be someone who's never been on here before.

 

[COYBL25]

Or I could be someone who's never been on here before.