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Halloween nonsense

31st October

  • Halloween

  • Samhain

  • Piss-up

  • Sod that noise

  • Everton give me all the horror I need


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Bommy night is utter turd now

Imagine todays precious little snowflakes going out and getting the wood, having to find a stash for the wood, fighting other gangs to protect the stash, building the actual bonfire, lighting the wood, standing close to the wood while it burns with actual real fire...



They'd be in counselling until well into their 40s the little turds
And trying to carve out a turnip with a blunt penknife.
 
Bommy night is utter turd now

Imagine todays precious little snowflakes going out and getting the wood, having to find a stash for the wood, fighting other gangs to protect the stash, building the actual bonfire, lighting the wood, standing close to the wood while it burns with actual real fire...



They'd be in counselling until well into their 40s the little turds
And no pallets like they have today. Proper bombdie wood. Doors, floorboards, joists, that’s after we’ve stripped the place of copper wire and lead. Never even washed your hands.
 

Bommy night is utter turd now

Imagine todays precious little snowflakes going out and getting the wood, having to find a stash for the wood, fighting other gangs to protect the stash, building the actual bonfire, lighting the wood, standing close to the wood while it burns with actual real fire...



They'd be in counselling until well into their 40s the little turds
Getting legged after pinching someones wooden gate.
 

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