Just dropped my daughter off at nursery and had to concentrate on not commenting on the teacher's outfits.
I gave up in the end and just muttered 'You've got a bit of green on you' at the one dressed as Grotbags from Rod Hull and Emu.
I thought the point of Halloween was to dress up as something scary. The other night I saw people dressed up as all sorts of crap; Gorillas (with fecking drumsticks), a really crap clown and bizarrely, Elton John.
I remember when I was a lad we didn't have pumpkins, had to use Suedes in our day. That was bloody hard work. I remember laughing so hard that my stomach bled when my mate came out one Halloween with a potato instead of a pumpkin/suede. I remind him of it every day.