Happy New Midfield Day

[Deulofeumygod]

First day the children are back at school so I will miss all the fun. Got a break and a lunch duty as well! Ruined new midfield day for me!

 

[tonka1878]

We're bringing sexy back

Strac is only 32.

 

[Tipp blue]

The announcement video could be awesome, into goodison, along corridors in through the door to the away dressing room Tom Davies in a Newcastle kit, Gilfi in some MLS kit and Delph in a Leeds kit.. out and over to the home dressing room and the 3 New players James in the home kit, Allan in the away kit and Doucoure in the 3rd kit.

 

[T LEAFE]

We need Tom in there still to provide the young legs for the new old uns

 

[anton66]

They should be paraded outside the Liver Buildings.

 

[Death]

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It’s amazing the players must work up a sweat for that extra bit of authenticity. Top quality attention to detail.

 

[FTY]

Looool

 

[Glasshalffull]

....folk keep posting similarly tiresome comments and we really should be more positive and not tempt fate.

The Board appear to be backing the manager again and these signings certainly give us more hope for the new campaign.

I really don't see the need to direct nasty digs at fellow supporters who are just indulging in a little harmless gallows humour, in the same way that people having a garden party in the middle of a drought might make remarks about it attracting torrential rain. If anyone doesn't especially like it, then just don't laugh and move on, rather than be offensive. No need, and it only tarnishes the positivity that we're all really feeling today.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Reckon today is the day we get our new shiny midfield.

Welcome to Everton lads

What a time to be alive.

Sounds so promising. Just hope that it doesn't turn out to be just another false dawn. Surely we can't keep Evertonizing things up?






































Actually absolutely terrified about the answer to that question.

 

[matty1878]

Today’s the day we are BACK. And a little note.... stop stop stop saying our own players will get inurys joke or not it’s annoyingly as f.

but happy new midfield day lads

 

[matty1878]

I really don't see the need to direct nasty digs at fellow supporters who are just indulging in a little harmless gallows humour, in the same way that people having a garden party in the middle of a drought might make remarks about it attracting torrential rain. If anyone doesn't especially like it, then just don't laugh and move on, rather than be offensive. No need, and it only tarnishes the positivity that we're all really feeling today.

it’s not humour mate when fans keep mentioning injury’s with our players it’s borin

 

[Wayno]

Triple video announcement of them passing the ball between the 3 of them at Goodison for 2 minutes whilst Tom Davies chases all 3 of them and can’t get a touch of the ball.

The camera cuts away then cuts back and all of a sudden they are bearing down on goal, Allan squares it to Doucouré who is fouled by Pickford for a pen.

Next scene is James lining up the pen, bead of sweat running down his face, he runs up and lifts his foot back and strikes, only it’s not a football, it’s Tom Davies head wrapped in a Gucci scarf, Tom heads at breakneck speed and hits Pickford in the chest and they both fly into the sun, Pokemon style, a star is seen in the sky.

The camera pans to a small dimly lit room and all 3 are drinking wine with Ancelotti in a small hut, all 3 are smiling. The words ‘boss new midfield’ flash on the screen , the Everton logo appears and the screen fades to black.

We think it’s over a but a small post credit clip starts playing, it’s a Gucci bundle heading to earth from space, really really fast, it must be the lads. With a bang the bundle hits the earth and Pickford and Davies crawl out, there’s green all around them. This must be their new home, they don’t look happy.

The camera pans out, it’s Craven Cottage.

That’s what I reckon we’ll probably do anyway

 

[Azza]

Fully expecting no announcement today just to wind everyone up.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Triple video announcement of them passing the ball between the 3 of them at Goodison for 2 minutes whilst Tom Davies chases all 3 of them and can’t get a touch of the ball.

The camera cuts away then cuts back and all of a sudden they are bearing down on goal, Allan squares it to Doucouré who is fouled by Pickford for a pen.

Next scene is James lining up the pen, bead of sweat running down his face, he runs up and lifts his foot back and strikes, only it’s not a football, it’s Tom Davies head wrapped in a Gucci scarf, Tom heads at breakneck speed and hits Pickford in the chest and they both fly into the sun, Pokemon style, a star is seen in the sky.

The camera pans to a small dimly lit room and all 3 are drinking wine with Ancelotti in a small hut, all 3 are smiling. The words ‘boss new midfield’ flash on the screen , the Everton logo appears and the screen fades to black.

We think it’s over a but a small post credit clip starts playing, it’s a Gucci bundle heading to earth from space, really really fast, it must be the lads. With a bang the bundle hits the earth and Pickford and Davies crawl out, there’s green all around them. This must be their new home, they don’t look happy.

The camera pans out, it’s Craven Cottage.

That’s what I reckon we’ll probably do anyway

Have you considered a career in movies? this wouldn't look out of place in a Scorsese film, the twist with Davies being volleyed with Pickford was a sight to behold.

 

[jimmythenut]

We all had to suffer last season with that midfield. It's refreshing to see the board, DOF and manager all in agreement with the fan's that they stunk the place out.

Honestly thought we would sign Doucoure to paper the cracks, but gutting the whole midfield is just wonderful.