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Happy New Midfield Day

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Wayno said:
Triple video announcement of them passing the ball between the 3 of them at Goodison for 2 minutes whilst Tom Davies chases all 3 of them and can’t get a touch of the ball.

The camera cuts away then cuts back and all of a sudden they are bearing down on goal, Allan squares it to Doucouré who is fouled by Pickford for a pen.

Next scene is James lining up the pen, bead of sweat running down his face, he runs up and lifts his foot back and strikes, only it’s not a football, it’s Tom Davies head wrapped in a Gucci scarf, Tom heads at breakneck speed and hits Pickford in the chest and they both fly into the sun, Pokemon style, a star is seen in the sky.

The camera pans to a small dimly lit room and all 3 are drinking wine with Ancelotti in a small hut, all 3 are smiling. The words ‘boss new midfield’ flash on the screen , the Everton logo appears and the screen fades to black.

We think it’s over a but a small post credit clip starts playing, it’s a Gucci bundle heading to earth from space, really really fast, it must be the lads. With a bang the bundle hits the earth and Pickford and Davies crawl out, there’s green all around them. This must be their new home, they don’t look happy.

The camera pans out, it’s Craven Cottage.

That’s what I reckon we’ll probably do anyway
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Over active imagination but thats brilliant fair play
 
Glasshalffull said:
I really don't see the need to direct nasty digs at fellow supporters who are just indulging in a little harmless gallows humour, in the same way that people having a garden party in the middle of a drought might make remarks about it attracting torrential rain. If anyone doesn't especially like it, then just don't laugh and move on, rather than be offensive. No need, and it only tarnishes the positivity that we're all really feeling today.
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my comment certainly wasn’t meant as a dig , it was an observation and I included myself, as blues we’re so used to disappointment it’s almost ingrained in us . I wonder if it’s almost a self fulfilling prophecy .

I don’t want to get excited because Everton have almost beaten that out of me but tell you what I really am struggling to contain it at the minute .
 
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The king arriving at Finch Farm.
 

matty1878 said:
Today’s the day we are BACK. And a little note.... stop stop stop saying our own players will get inurys joke or not it’s annoyingly as f.

but happy new midfield day lads ;)
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Matty you are probably the most positive Everton fan I’ve ever met. You have said since carlo come in things like this would happen.

I admire your positivity. Bravo.
 
Just thinking out loud, buying 3 players to play in midfield or behind the striker in one window, how cool is that, I don’t think we e ever bought 3 players like that before...






Hold on Klassen, Rooney and Siggy..
 

Glasshalffull said:
I really don't see the need to direct nasty digs at fellow supporters who are just indulging in a little harmless gallows humour, in the same way that people having a garden party in the middle of a drought might make remarks about it attracting torrential rain. If anyone doesn't especially like it, then just don't laugh and move on, rather than be offensive. No need, and it only tarnishes the positivity that we're all really feeling today.
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It wasn't a nasty dig at all. It was something a lot of us were probably thinking when we read it. I totally agree with @Eggs because it's a time to be positive after a close season of negativity.
 
I hope the announcements of our 3 new midfielders are spread out throughout the day and interspersed with news of us selling our deadwood.
 

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