Have you ever won anything?

[RomanReigns]

I was the fastest spermatozoon in my class

I won the battle for life

 

[Moomin]

Have you ever won anything Dan? I hear no one ask.

Once on new year's eve I won the ingredients for a cooked breakfast.

In a pub and they bring it out. A big hamper with meat and all kinds in it that needed lashing in a fridge. At like half 10 at night.

Yorkshire folk for you.

Sounds about right. Last summer I won 2 prizes at a raffle for the summer fete at Great Ayton in North Yorkshire.

10 pound voucher for the local fish and chips shop and 5 pound voucher for Suggetts the sweet shop.

 

[goldfinchmule]

Won 250,00 once,didnt even know i had entered the draw,all i had to do was send 150 quid to claim it,must of got lost in the post,never heard anything since.

 

[kev]

I once won an argument with the wife . . .

Oh, and a lying competition.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Lottery?

Raffle?

A competition prize?

... Anything?

I won a football skills contest in Canada in 1990 when I was 12. The Canadian kids were crap at footy!!

 

[Dddddd]

The meat raffle in some pub in stretton whilst visiting someone - never been in the pub before and never been in since. There’s probably a shrine to me now that the locals worship as some sort of god.

 

[bluerobert]

An ex of mine’s cousin won £27 million on the Euros. It was technically her mums cousin, they lived in Ireland and had about 60 cousins so she gave them all £10k each or something. I’m sure she got rinsed for most of the money a bit like Brewster Millions. People were coming to her with daft ideas and she was just giving them money. She bought a ticket on the way home from the job centre one day and won. Wasn’t married or no kids or anything

 

[Daytripper]

The meat raffle in some pub in stretton whilst visiting someone - never been in the pub before and never been in since. There’s probably a shrine to me now that the locals worship as some sort of god.

Spray painted your name in the gents

 

[Thomasc]

GOT Euro Pickem champion!

A title I will hold for the next 4 years.

 

[Thomasc]

This year I’ve won
1. A case of Kronenbourg in the pub Sunday raffle.
2. A bottle of Bucks Fizz at my daughter’s school raffle.
3. Gin miniatures at my daughter’s school raffle.
4. A bottle of Jamesons in a Facebook group page raffle.
5. A £25 voucher for a beauty parlour in a facebook raffle.

I’m on a roll!

 

[scratchnsurf]

I won a bottle of prosecco at the school fair 2 weeks ago. I don't like prosecco.

They let you near a school?!

 

[Bungle]

They let you near a school?!

This took longer than I expected

 

[Goat]

Me and my homies won The Clanbase Sof2 Inf Open Cup in 2002 or something.

Probably my proudest moment.

 

[d34noj]

I won a bottle of prosecco at the school fair 2 weeks ago. I don't like prosecco.

I thought you weren't allowed near schools?

 

[Tipp blue]

I won a biggest di*k competition.