Have you ever won anything?

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The faculty 'excellence' prize when I graduated. Still not entirely sure what for. Being least dim in my cohort? Showing up to lectures? Pity?

Had to go up twice and had the exact same conversation with the VC both times. Poor bloke, think he'd lost the will to live. Got £50 of book vouchers.

Other than that, sod all. Unless the scratch cards on the lidl app which award discount vouchers counts?

 

[john jako]

Me and my homies won The Clanbase Sof2 Inf Open Cup in 2002 or something.

Probably my proudest moment.

Congrats @Goat @ForeverBlue92 @Zatara @emir @Frang

 

[FrenchDarrenBent]

Won a quiz once.
Came home drunk at 2 am, with an umbrella and a bottle of wine, thinking my wife would be impressed.

She wasn't.

 

[john jako]

I’ve won the redundancy roulette. Apart from that fook all.

 

[GoodisonRoadSupperBarWool]

Joint top scorer for our form in year 8 cross class comp with one goal.

Off me knee to as I miss timed my header - also got an assist in that game I was lethal as a kid

Then I got into drink drugs and after hours clubs

Up the toffees

 

[Ring master]

Won a selection box in school for the best colouring in at xmas, a long time ago

But I use to do the lottery at the very start, then give up, and then a while later, 5 of my numbers came out, which would have won only 2,000 at the time, while the jackpot was 2million, this was when the lottery went down from i think i remember the jackpots been 20mil and more at one time or another.

 

[d34noj]

I won a biggest di*k competition.

Hi Richard

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Lottery?

Raffle?

A competition prize?

... Anything?

Yes...a share ,its spent
Yes...signed football shirt in loft.
Yes...newspaper comp twice ....

 

[IrishBlue2022]

I won a biggest di*k competition.

You aren't that bad.

 

[Goat]

I’ve won the redundancy roulette. Apart from that fook all.

I won that twice, in 3 years or so, fun times.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Just some competitions in my young and athletic days... Something my mom made because she was so proud (little did she know), so had to dig from the attic. I told you I could run, Forest. Then girls and cars came on the scene and it all went South. I could'a been somebody...not bad for a major US city/district; competition all over the shop. If swimming was involved I'd have had even more. I bring it out every time Lauren bitches to remind her what a stud she caught *cough*

 

[Goat]

Just some competitions in my young and athletic days... Something my mom made because she was so prod (little did she know), so had to dig from the attic. I told you I could run, Forest. Then girls and cars came on the scene and it all went South. I could'a been somebody...not bad for a major US city/district; competition all over the shop. If swimming was involved I'd have had even more. I bring it out every time she bitches to remind her what a stud she caught *cough*

NERD

 

[Bungle]

Just some competitions in my young and athletic days... Something my mom made because she was so proud (little did she know), so had to dig from the attic. I told you I could run, Forest. Then girls and cars came on the scene and it all went South. I could'a been somebody...not bad for a major US city/district; competition all over the shop. If swimming was involved I'd have had even more. I bring it out every time Lauren bitches to remind her what a stud she caught *cough*

4th place? Absolute loser!

 

[carlos21]

Just some competitions in my young and athletic days... Something my mom made because she was so proud (little did she know), so had to dig from the attic. I told you I could run, Forest. Then girls and cars came on the scene and it all went South. I could'a been somebody...not bad for a major US city/district; competition all over the shop. If swimming was involved I'd have had even more. I bring it out every time Lauren bitches to remind her what a stud she caught *cough*

Hi rob.

 

[Kurt.]

I once won the biscuit in a soggy biscuit contest, that was the only time though , I’ve never come last since.