Was talking to a friend and ended up with this big long vent and he said I should post it here. sorry if it’s a bit long, I’ve never written one of these before - I am just a humble Twitter shitposter on the daily. Cheers for reading
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It’s been a strange fortnight, but maybe this is the beginning of the final act of Everton as a tragedy.
Headlockgate is proving that, if nothing else, that the board at Everton is at best incompetent, at medium have their own agendas, and at worse, are trying to throw fans under the bus to save their own skins.
First off:
Let’s look at the situation as if it didn’t happen/is just a big misunderstanding.
This makes it look like people on the board are actively lying about fans to disparage them in the press. They’re throwing fans under the bus to tarnish the protest and the sit-ins. They think that the best course of action is to portray fans as an unmanageable rabble - violent, and thuggish, and who don’t understand all the good times we’ve had.
This is coming directly after “Moshiri”’s letter and the holy show of his Jim White phone call.
So they must know what they’re doing.
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Next, the even worse option: that it actually did happen. That the club CEO, a 5’0 woman, was headlocked by an angry fan.
For whatever reason, be it location, timing, whatever, it does not seem to have been caught on camera - or that footage has not been released, and there doesn’t appear to have been close protection officers protecting the CEO of a Premier League football club (which is incompetence in and of itself, that someone was able to get that close to her).
There are several things here:
1. Based on the screenshots and statements from plod, this hasn't been reported. Maybe DBB didn’t want to press charges. Maybe it’s being dealt with privately. Maybe the club are keeping this hush-hush because the CEO being allegedly attacked by a fan is a huge embarrassment, and indicative of how acrimonious things may have become.
Either way, for two weeks, nothing has been said, and nothing came out of the club - not even via the usual leaky suspects.
2. Someone therefore went directly against this omertà, and leaked it to give the press reason to turn on the fans.
3. This, then, looks like either:
A) The board aren’t listening or talking to each-other
B) The board are actively disagreeing on how to handle things, and doing their own things independently
or
C) The board waited 11 days to weaponise a member of staff being attacked.
4. This also means that the board itself seems to be split on how to handle the fans and the fan protests.
How can they be expected to do their actual jobs — running a football club — if they can’t agree on a single path of action (handling the fans). If one of them tries to take one road, the other three go digging another. Some call their own individual journalist friends and declare a publicity war on the club’s own fans — their own paying customers — the same ones they refer to as representing as The People’s Club.
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The worst part of it all is, either the club admits it lied to try to drag the fans - a frankly nuclear option - or it releases proof of the alleged attack; at which point, it's been two weeks of silence. Why? Why wasn’t this immediately proven, before the memes and jokes and suspicion started? At the base of it, we’re dealing with the possibility of someone being literally attacked. And this is how the club are handling it.
It’s embarrassing whichever way you spin it - either there are thugs amongst us, or they are liars.
How does Everton come back from something like that?