Hello, Im Alan.

[AlanPardew]

Hello, I'm Alan Pardew, Newcastle manager and Premier League's 2012 manager of the year.
I thought i would come on here to find out why Everton are doing so well.

 

[Phenom]

Hi Alan,

You are slipping on our sh*t lad.

Yours truly,

Moyles x

 

[Elong]

Welcome you wee smelling silver haired arrogant tramp x

 

[AlanPardew]

Hello Mr Phenom, Thank you for the warm welcome, Just like you slipped on mine last year?

 

[AlanPardew]

Welcome you wee smelling silver haired arrogant tramp x

Thank you Mr Elong. **Fist Pumps**

 

[Phenom]

Hello Mr Phenom, Thank you for the warm welcome, Just like you slipped on mine last year?

Ah yes, when you came out before the last game and said "Everton aren't in our league". We then proceeded to an easy win so your players took it out on our ball boys.

Good luck in your battle for the 11th placed trophy.

 

[AlanPardew]

Ah yes, when you came out before the last game and said "Everton aren't in our league". We then proceeded to an easy win so your players took it out on our ball boys.

Good luck in your battle for the 11th placed trophy.

Well, It seems we are in the Europa League and you are not.

That little meff of a ball boy deserved it.

 

[Phenom]

Well, It seems we are in the Europa League and you are not.

That little meff of a ball boy deserved it.

Hahaha, Timmy sorted Cabaye out its ok.

Enjoy your battle for the 11th placed trophy mate and keep your shirt on when watching the game, turns me off my food.

 

[Elong]

Sunderland > Newcastle every day of the week.

 

[AlanPardew]

Hahaha, Timmy sorted Cabaye out its ok.

Enjoy your battle for the 11th placed trophy mate and keep your shirt on when watching the game, turns me off my food.

Cabaye eats Australians and New Zealanders **Looks at Mr Elong** for dinner. He webbed Skippy the bush kangaroo down the tunnel, that's why he buggered off to the states.

 

[Elong]

Cabaye eats Australians and New Zealanders **Looks at Mr Elong** for dinner. He webbed Skippy the bush kangaroo down the tunnel, that's why he buggered off to the states.

I take it back Yoko, this is the worst multi ever.

 

[AlanPardew]

I take it back Yoko, this is the worst multi ever.

You aint seen nothing yet!

 

[Yoko Ono]

I take it back Yoko, this is the worst multi ever.

Your blessings are like the tiny marshmallows on an Ice Cream Sundae.

 

[GoatJR]

Hi Alan

 

[Woolly Blue]

Welcome to GOT Chico.